Paqueta

[LeroysBoots]

"85 million !?! Lol, if we get that I'd piss myself Bloke was fucking terrible today, showboating twat"

[wils]

Not a disaster but another below par performance from Paqueta. I'm curious as to why he was shaking his head when being hauled off. Was it because he felt the manager was wrong to sub him, or was it because he was reflecting on his own performance? What do you reckon?

 

 

Your second explanation didn't occur to me at the time. Unlikely I would say.

[Hammer and Pickle]

I think he didn’t want to come off because he believed we had a better chance of getting a result with him on the pitch. And I am inclined to agree with him on that.

[the exile]

Not a disaster but another below par performance from Paqueta. I'm curious as to why he was shaking his head when being hauled off. Was it because he felt the manager was wrong to sub him, or was it because he was reflecting on his own performance? What do you reckon?

[Hammer and Pickle]

OK. 

You know how to use WHOmail, Copernicus?

[Lee Trundle]

Are you prepared to fly to PoLOLand, COYI?

[Come On You Irons]

A scrap? I get the impression he’s lonely and only wants some personal contact

Stop digging your hole, son.

I'd break that pencil neck of yours.

[Hammer and Pickle]

A scrap? I get the impression he’s lonely and only wants some personal contact

[Manuel]

Is this the first offer of a meet on the new WHO? Not sure who I'd fancy in a scrap between Pickle and COYI?

[Hammer and Pickle]

The amount of excuses that get wheeled out for Paqueta are truly laughable.

is, not are, you hapless illiterate 

Fuck off you pencil necked, keyboard warrior cսnt.

Where do you live, cսnt? Wanna arrange a meet and see if you have the minerals to say that to my face?

Right now I’m quite happy showing you up for what you are on here. As for meeting up some time - why not. But as they say, careful about what you wish for.

[Come On You Irons]

The amount of excuses that get wheeled out for Paqueta are truly laughable.

is, not are, you hapless illiterate 

Fuck off you pencil necked, keyboard warrior cսnt.

Where do you live, cսnt? Wanna arrange a meet and see if you have the minerals to say that to my face?

[Hammer and Pickle]

The amount of excuses that get wheeled out for Paqueta are truly laughable.

is, not are, you hapless illiterate 

[Come On You Irons]

The amount of excuses that get wheeled out for Paqueta are truly laughable.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Seriously, it doesn’t really take a lot to work out why Paqueta’s form has taken a dip. Apart from the fixing allegations and the standard of refereeing in the PL, he is now having to graft opportunities from congested central positions in a team that won’t play the flanks like it has been asked and set up to by the game coach. Of course his head’s not right and the last thing he needs is carry wankers with 0 insight who think he is showboating and diving.

ffs!

[Full Rug]

Hammer & Fritzl vs Come On You Irons

Battle of the mental featherweights

[Hammer and Pickle]

Let’s face it, a post that starts

”I genuinely struggle to think” does not bode well in terms of content, and this is certainly no exception.

[Come On You Irons]

I genuinely struggle to think of a West Ham player more overrated by supporters and the media.

The odd decent pass and bit of skill here and there is invariably outweighed by a plethora of misplaced passes, giveaways, showboating antics and diving and petulance.

It is evident this clown thinks he has carte blanche to get away with his circus antics under 'loser Lop' as I doubt 'loser Lop' has the minerals to call him out on it and get him working and performing.

If 'loser Lop' had any minerals he would bench him for the Brentford and Ipswich games.

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Value dropping like a stone. Perhaps we should loan him out to Chelmsford

[twoleftfeet]

I'm sure Moyes would put more effort into his performance than Paqueta does.

[goose]

I'd replace him with Soler.

you'd replace him with Moyes.

[twoleftfeet]

I'd replace him with Soler.

[Sir Alf]

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Soler will probably start on Wednesday. Paqueta needs time on the bench and come on as a sub or played as a number 8 alongside Alvarez

[Hammer and Pickle]

You said sell because the market was ready to pay that kind of money at the time. Maybe Man City and the like saw something you don’t in the player?

[Rossal]

Said at the end of last season if we get £85M for him in the summer it would be amazing business. Seen nothing this season to tell me i was wrong. 

How many times does he just chip the ball through to their keeper. So overated, hardly carries any goal threat from open play 

[THUNDERCLINT]

Soler looks to be the player Paqueta thinks he is. Needs to be dropped entirely, not benched, until he can do the basics constantly.

[RBshorty]

I would imagine a worldwide ban for the better part of a decade. From your livelihood would play on anybody's mind.? If this is open season for having a pop at players. I would wait until Paqueta is found guilty until ripping into him. Plenty of other players are more worthy of a pop.