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Expressions to call someone useless
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eusebiovic
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Re: Expressions to call someone useless
When I'm really pissed with someone I have been known to call them...
A talentless fucking handjob
A talentless fucking handjob
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Russ of the BML
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Gary Strodders shank
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An old school friends furious market trader dad after discovering my mate had punted out several bags of fruit and veg at a heavily discounted price due to his poor maths and confusing the pounds for ounces at the scales.
"Boy if you fell in a barrel load of tits you would come out sucking your thumb"
"Boy if you fell in a barrel load of tits you would come out sucking your thumb"
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eusebiovic
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eswing hammer
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Gary Strodders shank
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If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off
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Mike Oxsaw
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As touchy as Jimmy Savile: which seems to apply perfectly to a couple of posters on this very thread.
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only1billybonds
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Gary Strodders shank
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My old man had a few but one that sticks in the mind was
"he is as dim as a Toc H lamp"
Normally when referring to me
"he is as dim as a Toc H lamp"
Normally when referring to me
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yngwies Cat
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Mike Oxsaw
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Hammer and Pickle
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Helmut Shown
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As much use as men’s tits or a one legged man at an arse kicking party.
i think these originated in the Boys from the Blackstuff
i think these originated in the Boys from the Blackstuff
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Moncurs Putting Iron
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Kwasi - To be used when someone comes in and causes a great deal of chaos and poor performance in an extraordinarily short space of time. J-Lo recent win has forestalled accusations that he is "a complete Kwasi"
See also Well you really Kwasied that up whilst standing pointing at a complete clusterfuck.
See also Well you really Kwasied that up whilst standing pointing at a complete clusterfuck.