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Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Lee Trundle" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2024, 09:31 Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.
I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
So. A proper bottle job then.
Oh, and I fucking HATE people who start their posts with "So". Only a cսnt does that.
Just sayin', like.
Oh, and I fucking HATE people who start their posts with "So". Only a cսnt does that.
Just sayin', like.
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Lee Trundle" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2024, 09:31 Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.
I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
H&P will be on it real soon.
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.
I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Missed an opportunity to title this thread 'Alex Salmond has swum upstream'.
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Deep-fried Mars Bars to be held at half mast for 7 days (or until the fat ginger bastards can't resist taking a bite).
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Personally I found him an annoying twat who seemed more interested in promoting himself and trying to troll the English than actually doing anything for Scotland. Actually found Nicola Sturgeon a huge improvement for the SNP.
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Looks like a probable heart attack, collapsed and died suddenly at a conference in Northern Macedonia after making his speech.
I don't like the Scotch Nazi Party, but must admit I had a bit of time for Alex. He was a fierce and intelligent debater with a great sense of humour and mischief.
I don't like the Scotch Nazi Party, but must admit I had a bit of time for Alex. He was a fierce and intelligent debater with a great sense of humour and mischief.
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Re: Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies
Sven Roeder? He died long ago
Salmond dead at 69
Think he was the oldest living Scotsman
Salmond dead at 69
Think he was the oldest living Scotsman
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He was very fat. Probably a heart attack. Commiserations to Sven Roeder.
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