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Mr Anon
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Former First Minister Alex Salmond dies

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Blimey didn't know he was ill
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Lee Trundle" wrote: 15 Oct 2024, 09:31 Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.

I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
So. A proper bottle job then.

Oh, and I fucking HATE people who start their posts with "So". Only a cսnt does that.

Just sayin', like.
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Lee Trundle" wrote: 15 Oct 2024, 09:31 Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.

I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
H&P will be on it real soon.
 
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Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.

I'm hoping that will MUSTARD up some enthusiasm on here for some puns.
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Missed an opportunity to title this thread 'Alex Salmond has swum upstream'.
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Scottish Smoked Salmond
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Perry Nium" wrote: 13 Oct 2024, 04:12 A bit fishy.
Deep fried fish. 
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Deep-fried Mars Bars to be held at half mast for 7 days (or until the fat ginger bastards can't resist taking a bite).
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I was surprised the lard arse didnt die of covid.
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A bit fishy.
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Personally I found him an annoying twat who seemed more interested in promoting himself and trying to troll the English than actually doing anything for Scotland. Actually found Nicola Sturgeon a huge improvement for the SNP. 
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Looks like a probable heart attack, collapsed and died suddenly at a conference in Northern Macedonia after making his speech.

I don't like the Scotch Nazi Party, but must admit I had a bit of time for Alex.  He was a fierce and intelligent debater with a great sense of humour and mischief.
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I blame VAR for ruling out the equaliser against Croatia.
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Sven Roeder? He died long ago

Salmond dead at 69
Think he was the oldest living Scotsman 
 
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I can't believe he didn't let you know
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Mr Anon" wrote: 12 Oct 2024, 17:36 Blimey didn't know he was ill
 
 
He was very fat. Probably a heart attack.  Commiserations to Sven Roeder.
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A frothy pint of bothered fro me please
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