Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

EVERTON vs WEST HAM UNITED (1500)
All about David Moyes. Away win. With luck. A lorra lorra luck.

IPSWICH TOWN vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1500)
Two favourites for relegation in August. How things change.  Draw.

MANCHESTER CITY vs BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION (1500)
Fly home, you Seagulls, there's nothing for you here. Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
A decent chance for the Saints. Also a decent chance for the visitors. Draw.

BOURNEMOUTH vs BRENTFORD (1730)
The Bees aren’t great on the road. Home win.


SUNDAY

ARSENAL vs CHELSEA (1330)
El Arse may have lost the will to live. In a footballing sense, of course. Les Bleux have climbed quietly up le table. Draw.

FULHAM vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1330)
Both these sides are stronger than you might think. Draw.

LEICESTER CITY vs MANCHESTER CITY (1900)
The Foxes are done. Away win.


League Cup Final

LIVERPOOL vs NEWCASTLE UNITED – WEMBERLEY (1630)
Should be a corker. Home win.

 

[El Scorchio]

I’m sure somehow they will find a way to gift a dodgy penalty. 

insane that no Newcastle player has scored at Wembley since the 70s. And they must have been in 5-6 finals in that time. 

[Sir Alf]

Good to see the Barcodes ahead. Been sharper, stronger in the midfield than Victimpool.  Deserved lead.

We could do with the pace, energy and physicality of their midfield 3: Bruno G, Tonali esp and Linton.  Having a monster like Burn has been the difference tho.  Always support a team outside those rich, breakaway 6 and their super league. I suppose its 5 really as Spurs are distant wannabes as they always were. 

[fraser]

Great header indeed, oh and their centre backs are defending the centre of the goal..not bad defending at all.

It's very clever from them because he's coming from outside the box. 
 

[twoleftfeet]

Abysmal marking, surely your 2 centre halves should be picking up Burn? 

[El Scorchio]

Fucking great header. Get in. 

[fraser]

Can't believe how fit the Newcastle players look after half of them were dying after they took the lead Monday 

[El Scorchio]

You need to stop giving him the attention he craves.

[twoleftfeet]

Has anyone heard from the Spurs fan? He will be gutted but no doubt they were robbed. 

[Fauxstralian]

Fulham having a great season.
Champions league not out of the question given the up & down form of Man City & Chelsea 
Anyone beating Tottenham is alright by me

After 70 years without a domestic trophy obviously it means more to Newcastle. To Liverpool it’s just another (minor) trophy 
Liverpool to win then. Probably with a penalty in there

[El Scorchio]

Spurs. Comedy. 
A brace from Sessignon even more comedy. 

Would love to see Newcastle cause an upset this afternoon. Only downside will be that bore Shearer going on and on about it afterwards. 

[fraser]

Should have had a penalty, shame. But he tripped him blatantly... Well done VAR 

[Iron Duke]

Ryan Sessegnon too.

[goose]

Oh dear! Spurs 2-0 down at Fulham.

no wonder chutney ferret & ladyboy have been quiet.

[El Scorchio]

Old firm derby was a cracker today. 

[El Scorchio]

Just popped the Wall Stoke game on seen as it's on Sky. FMOB the number nine who just came on couldn't be more Millwall if he tried. Looks like a fan who's been sent on. Short, tubby looking, in a kit that looks too small, socks round his ankles, looks like he sank 8 pints last night, tatted up and started a fight within 30 seconds. Wearing gloves as well. Not fitting the hard man act.

[Coffee one sugar]

Thanks, Mex. Sorry!

[Mex Martillo]

EVE v WHU Away
IPS v NFO Away
MCI v BRI Draw
SOU v WOL Away
BOU v BRE agree Home
ARS v CHE Home
FUL v TOT Home
LEI v MUN agree Away (correction needed Coffee you have MCI twice)

LIV v NEW Away

Thanks Coffee
 

[Coffee one sugar]

Looks above...

[John Drake]

Everton vs West Ham
Oil-based paints typically require 24 hours to dry between coats while latex-based products may only need 4-6 hours, depending upon weather conditions and other factors mentioned above.

[Mike Oxsaw]

First off. let's get my git-triggering acca out of the way because I know many of you are absolutely gagging to comment on it. So:

Nottingham Forest (Home to Ipswich)
Wolves (Away at Southampton)
Bournemouth (Home to Brentford)
Fulham (Home to Tottenham)
Manchester United (Away at Leicester)

As for the rest:

Everton/West Ham - Draw
Man City/Brighton - Home Win
Arsenal/Chelsea - Draw


The League Cup? Not really a trophy is it, so who cares?

[Sydney_Iron]

Cheers Coffers

Dire draw at Goodison.

Will enjoy the other games as a neutral, let's hope for goals, red cards and fisty cuffs to make it more entertaining as Liverpool have all but won the title and we have our 3 teams to go down, the only interest is can some unfancied teams like Forest, Bournemouth etc grab CL spots from the "Elites"???? Just a shame we have been a shambles as it's not often so many of the so called big 6 have a bad season, Man City could miss out even!!!!

[With Kind Regards]

Thank you Coffee.