What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.

[F 129 Row66]

My vote goes to a song sung at Arsenal to the tune of Rule Britannia:

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to sing that name.
While we sing this song,
We'll win the game.

Arsenal were playing in a big final, and because they didn't have a song. The Big Match had a competition for fans to write the words to Land of Hope and Glory. They were prevented from this by the Elgar Society, and in the absence of sufficient time, Jimmy Hill wrote the above songs lyrics.

The sad thing about this is that it is still being sung, as I heard it watching some Arsenal highlights last week.
 

[Gary Strodders shank]

Leeds fans "Jimmy Saville he's one of our own" must be up there.

 

[Pub Bigot]

My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one. 

 

Because it's the same old lot getting tickets every time.

We have better atmospheres away in the cups where more away tickets are available and it's not just down to the number of away fans, more to people who don't usually get the chance to go enjoying the experience.

Newcastle away on a Monday night where loads of the regulars sold their tickets yielded a better atmosphere too.

There’s a lot of truth this. I missed Newcastle away and a mate was in the home end and the atmosphere was rocking. Derby in the cup a few years back was a cracker, with the old songbook out. 

[Mad Ferret]

My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one. 

 

 

Because it's the same old lot getting tickets every time.

We have better atmospheres away in the cups where more away tickets are available and it's not just down to the number of away fans, more to people who don't usually get the chance to go enjoying the experience.

Newcastle away on a Monday night where loads of the regulars sold their tickets yielded a better atmosphere too.

[violator]

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Yids stealing the Saints song has to be up there.

2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate, l-u-t-o-n .LUUUUUUUUUUTON...had to endure that all game once at that shit pit

[Pub Bigot]

You’ll never walk Alone make my teeth itch, as does North London Forever from the South London nomads. 

As for West Ham, none really bother me. But to say we’re not inventive; Just sold my Car, Steidten going to Amsterdam, the Chicharito song; all good and all recent. 

My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one. 

[wils]

"We've got super David Mooooooyyyyyyyeeeeessssss"

I hated that dirge before we even start on the cringe triggered by the claim Moyes is 'super'.

[Mad Ferret]

I cringe whenever we chant anything about Spurs, to be honest.

Especially that ‘what do you think of Tottenham’ chant. Also ‘we hate Tottenham more than you’ when playing Arsenal. Makes me want to vom.

[Dick Shaftsbury]

That fucking "West Ham are massive" chant we sing. It's shit.

[Ladysmith]

To the tune of we're lost in music, west ham fans singing to Man u fans

We're lost in munich, caught on a plane

absolutely disgraceful!

[Swiss.]

The  Payet/Ozil song was cringe worthy. 
""Ï don't think your really understand""

 

[Alwaysaniron]

That total bucket of wank 'North London Forever' worst song I've ever heard at any ground anywhere.

TOTAL CUNTS SONG

[Alwaysaniron]

That total bucket of wank 'North London Forever' worst song I've ever heard at any ground anywhere.

TOTAL CUNTS SONG

[Helmut Shown]

"Oh when the Sp*rs go marching in" sounds like a funeral dirge

Also that mindless "Liverpool Liver-poo-el" shit that the scousers sing

[Far Cough UKunt]

The Hull City clawing like a Tiger thing. How utterly pathetic.

Oh I see someone has mentioned it already. That's how fucking shit it is.

[Manuel]

Nobody chants 'here we go' anymore after an encouraging attack

[only1billybonds]

The Hull City "You're getting mauled by the tigers" was bad enough but when they started doing that mad clawing motion with their hands it was  beyond cringe.

[Mex Martillo]

"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"

"Irons"

ww use to be really inventive with our.chants


 it's the modern world fella ...our fan base  is unrecognisable to me now.
bods like myself have been cancelled... literally.

But I'm going NOWHERE 





 

I liked the irony of that Champions of Europe and even more West Ham are massive.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"

"Irons"

ww use to be really inventive with our.chants


 it's the modern world fella ...our fan base  is unrecognisable to me now.
bods like myself have been cancelled... literally.

But I'm going NOWHERE 




 

[Leavemyarcelona]

"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"

"Irons"

ww use to be really inventive with our.chants
 

[Gank]

Not necessarily shit songs, but Spurs are the most embarrassing.

Nicked ‘Glory glory’ off of Man Utd. ‘Oh when the Spurs’ is a rip off from Southampton’s ‘oh when the Saints’. They’ve also turned Millwall’s no one likes us into ‘we are Tottenham, super Tottenham’, most unoriginal boring fans going. 

Absolutely correct.

This season they've even started singing "let em come, let em come, let em co-o-o-om, let em all come down to The Lane" also stolen from Millwall.

They have no shame at all.

[Steady]

Not necessarily shit songs, but Spurs are the most embarrassing.

Nicked ‘Glory glory’ off of Man Utd. ‘Oh when the Spurs’ is a rip off from Southampton’s ‘oh when the Saints’. They’ve also turned Millwall’s no one likes us into ‘we are Tottenham, super Tottenham’, most unoriginal boring fans going.