New Kits

[stubbo-admin]

Newsflash...it's not Kappa....but in my opinion they look shite.

Anyway, supposedly these are very very close to what the actual kits look like.

Hate the claret socks. Looks like a Burnley kit.

[Massive Attack]

Fucking hell. This season we are going to be known as West Bland United.

See the tight cսnt Sulllivan has scaled right back the Team Bus as well. 

[honky cat]

Another grim offering. Cool bus tho'. 
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[scott_d]

Umbro going out with a whimper with this away kit which it not only exactly the same as the home kit but in white (not cream?) but also exactly the same as away kit from a few years back.

[Swiss.]

Newsflash...it's not Kappa....but in my opinion they look shite.

Anyway, supposedly these are very very close to what the actual kits look like.

Mock up kits are accurate.jpeg

Hate the claret socks. Looks like a Burnley kit.

Has goose not been popsting today to tell us its not Kappa told you so?  Boring repetitive twat. 

[Lee Trundle]

When I saw the kit in the OP my first thought was 'shit kit' but now I've seen the shirt together with the white shorts and socks I'm pretty ok with our kit this year. 

I needs more blue, for me.  If they made the collar and cuff a solid blue, instead of the stripped blue, then it would have made a whole world of difference, I reckon.

[Snodders' Beard]

Home shorts and socks are okay though equally as low effort as the shirt. Whole design has that "end-of-term" apathy about it, another facet affected by the current miasma surrounding the club.

[Chip Shop Charlie]

When I saw the kit in the OP my first thought was 'shit kit' but now I've seen the shirt together with the white shorts and socks I'm pretty ok with our kit this year. 

[Keep dreaming]

Are these the actual shirts? I'm mean they ain't really aimed at me but it looks like the work experience kid designed it. Why no white shorts/socks these days? We aint Burnley. Boyle Sports is tragic innit? Why is the away strip yellow?

Shit. Fuck off. 

That's what annoys me. West Ham are Claret and Blue, but we have always stood out from the crowd of Villa, Burnley (and a few others) by wearing white shorts and socks. Why have we moved away from that?

We have white home shorts and socks, you complete imbecile.

Don't raise your voice against others concerning our kits, kappa

[Hammer I am]

These are not the kits for next season.

Kits

Have you let the club know?

[E6 Hammer]

These are not the kits for next season.

[Hammer I am]

It's awful, we've had a run of shirts I've really liked but this one is shocking, Where's the blue?? Sponsor font is terrible too, will probably really suit the season ahead though.

[Fauxstralian]

The claret change home shorts are for the women 

[scott_d]

The shorts and socks ARE white.
Alternative Claret Socks and Shorts available in the case of a clash.  For instance, Leeds will wear all white at home, meaning we'll probably wear our home shirt with claret shorts.

[Mad Ferret]

Are these the actual shirts? I'm mean they ain't really aimed at me but it looks like the work experience kid designed it. Why no white shorts/socks these days? We aint Burnley. Boyle Sports is tragic innit? Why is the away strip yellow?

Shit. Fuck off. 

That's what annoys me. West Ham are Claret and Blue, but we have always stood out from the crowd of Villa, Burnley (and a few others) by wearing white shorts and socks. Why have we moved away from that?

We have white home shorts and socks, you complete imbecile.

[Russ of the BML]

Are these the actual shirts? I'm mean they ain't really aimed at me but it looks like the work experience kid designed it. Why no white shorts/socks these days? We aint Burnley. Boyle Sports is tragic innit? Why is the away strip yellow?

Shit. Fuck off. 

That's what annoys me. West Ham are Claret and Blue, but we have always stood out from the crowd of Villa, Burnley (and a few others) by wearing white shorts and socks. Why have we moved away from that?

[El Scorchio]

IRONS!

This trial has really taken it's toll on Paqueta physically as well as mentally....

[Vexed]

Are these the actual shirts? I'm mean they ain't really aimed at me but it looks like the work experience kid designed it. Why no white shorts/socks these days? We aint Burnley. Boyle Sports is tragic innit? Why is the away strip yellow?

Shit. Fuck off. 

[XKhammer]

IRONS!

That's your missus Tubby Trundle?

[XKhammer]

I travel back to the UK quite a lot and often pop into the West Ham shop in Romford to pick up various bits of tat that only a fellow hammer would recognise where my retirement home is in Thailand. This new kit is most certainly something I will not be buying (Boo-Hoo, Sullivan, ( Ha-Ha) Boo-Hoo).

Probably find much more authentic West Ham in one of the many charity shops dotted about the place,

Tight cսnt

[Lee Trundle]

IRONS!

[Django]

Aside for the naff sponsor I thinks its ok. We've certainly had worse. But Im a simple, ready salted, 4 percent lager, sex in the vagina kind of guy.

[Pub Bigot]

Designed by David Blunkett.
Look forward to seeing a load of starving africans in it in a few years time after they have been tossed out in the charity bin. Make a fucking boat out of them and sail from Calais

Know that, the add campaign if very wokey, so all discarded shirts will help migrants build a giant claret sale and to head for on the good ship West Ham. 

The spirit of the iron works lives on. 

[fraser]

You lot moan about fucking everything - lack of transfers, bad kit, terrible owners, shit ground etc etc etc 

Your lives must be so empty.

The kit looks alright, it’s not supposed to be fucking haute couture.

"your lives must be so empty" 
​​​​​​Says the thick cսnt who constantly moans on here and lets other teams results spoil his weekend, yep we can all imagine how full your life is.. 

[El Scorchio]

Wasn't there supposed to be a ban on shirt betting sponsorship coming in ?

A lot of these designs are just recycled from previous shirts a decade or two back

I still have a fair collection of  90s & noughties shirts but haven't purchased any for at least 15 years.

There is definitely a certain percentage of support that will buy the new shirt as soon as a new one cames out  regardless of how crap the design is.

There even used to be a middle aged QPR fan who sat next to my mate who would according to him turn up at Loftus road every game  wearing the full kit astro trainers  and on occasion shin pads 

I believe he is now in an institution.

I do hope nobody would go to those lengths at the bowl.


 

It’s after this season. We took a one year deal for the last season presumably because they offered us a lot short term. Even if it means we might be scrabbling around to find something decent long term next year. 

I once saw a full grown bloke in full kit at Upton Park for a midweek cup game. I’d say he definitely had a few challenges too but good on him. 

[El Scorchio]

El Simpleton,

I was sent those taster pics from an ITK mate. They were genuine WHU kits made by Kappa (there is such thing as kit templates btw, which is why they looked similar to that Villa kit).

But after all that, the club pulled the plug on the deal last minute and extended with Umbro for a further year.

I think I speak for us all when I say I wish we got Kappa like what was agreed.

Absolute bullshit and every single one of us knows it. 

‘Similar to that Villa kit’- you used cropped photos OF a Villa kit you laughing stock of a retard.

You might as well just hold your hands up and admit you got caught out.