2025 European Championships * *womens

[Fauxstralian]

Starts on Wednesday , holders England kick off against France on Saturday
Hosts Switzerland prepared by losing 7-1 to an u15 Lucerne boys team

[Far Cough UKunt]

I tell you what, that winning pen was top drawer.

[El Scorchio]

Good that’s the end of that shit, let’s get onto some real football.

The best team, sadly, didn’t win.

Imagine being that emasculated by women kicking a football around that you want your country to lose. Utterly embarrassing.

[El Scorchio]

Whatever you do mate, DON'T KISS HER!!! 

Haha was thinking exactly the same thing.

[El Scorchio]

They've got more bollocks than the men's team, to be perfectly honest. Hung in there against a better side and overcame a shocking shootout in the QF. All seem very likeable as people, tight as a squad, and it's a pleasure to see them celebrating. Well done Sarina Wiegman as well. Superb record.

Very glad they beat this Spain team who frankly played like absolute cunts with their diving and cynical ways. Shame they felt the need when they are the most talented side in the tournament. So fuck them. The ref was fucking shit as well Fell for it time and again. 

[Massive Attack]

Good to see our Will presenting the Team with all their winners medals just as his Nan did for the men for the World Cup and not resort to lipsing up the birds like that Spanish twat Rubiales did. 

[yngwies Cat]

Well done Lioness.

 

[Alfs]

Whatever you do mate, DON'T KISS HER!!! 

[BRANDED]

Love the English working classness of it

[Massive Attack]

We beat an outstanding (for the birds) Spanish World Champions side, can't do much better than that to earn it.

Really dug in well and performed very well in the 2nd half to get right back in to it.

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

I saw the penalties. 
*snigger*

I could've saved all of them.

And I'm 54, 4 stone overweight,  crippled with gout, and I've had 6 pints of Guinness.

Only 4?

Only 6?

[RootsRadical]

Another set of crap penalties, no power and telegraphed to the keeper, but well done England.

[boleyn8420]

The Ladies, God bless 'em, need smaller goals and smaller pitches. But still well done on winning the DorisEuros or whatever they are called

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

Good that’s the end of that shit, let’s get onto some real football.

The best team, sadly, didn’t win.

 

 

You are a true patriot 

I salute you 

*Does the slowest and most ironic slow hand wanker sign I can physically muster*

[honky cat]

I know the quality cant touch the mens game, but its wholesome and watchable.

[Leonard Hatred]

I saw the penalties. 
*snigger*

I could've saved all of them.

And I'm 54, 4 stone overweight,  crippled with gout, and I've had 6 pints of Guinness.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Ah OK

Fair enough and now outlaw the ridiculous stutter step as well.

[Keep dreaming]

Why did our first pen had to retake it?

 

 

Double kick (slided into it with the left foot). New rule apparently 

[nerd2]

Mark of true champs retaining it . Superb England.
 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Why did our first pen had to retake it?

[Keep dreaming]

Good that’s the end of that shit, let’s get onto some real football.

The best team, sadly, didn’t win.

 

 

You must be a sad fucker for not being able to cheer a win like this, 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Well done ladies.

[onsideman]

I've had it on in the background.

It's football without its soul. 
Football light!

Cor, you're edgy

[Alfs]

Englands left wing is decent, but Spain is going to win this easily

Are you a soothsayer?

[twoleftfeet]

Good that’s the end of that shit, let’s get onto some real football.

The best team, sadly, didn’t win.

[honky cat]

Fantastic.
​​​​Been a pleasure to watch this football and not feel wound up.
Great day for me - England and Kerry. Shame about the hammers.