The Official Politics Thread (enter at your own risk)

[Come On You Irons]

There. Resident WHO political commentators and gurus can knock yourselves out in here and conduct your endless bickering. All other threads will be locked.

[only1billybonds]

Slimey,not blimey*

E.D.

Absolute scum,the lot of them. 
Shall we let Hamas burn a few more babies or rape some more kids in front of their parents?
These vile cunts don't want peace, they are just anti semites down to their fucking bones.
Muslims and Christians are being slaughtered round the world in their thousands but not a peep of protest anywhere. Could it possibly be because no Jews are involved?

 

[Fauxstralian]

Are you confident in the removal of Hamas and Israel agreeing to a two state solution where they recognise Palestine?
Full lasting peace is a long way away
Dont bet against the ability of the Middle East to be a permanent clusterfuck 

[Eerie Decent]

Protests still going on in the UK

They are, apparently, not confident in the peace deal.

Cunts.

[only1billybonds]

Branded.

Don't forget Sir Nige. Love him or loathe him he changed politics forever. Along with Trumps achievements,these two factors will drive the 'liberal'  ( yea, right) left even more mental.


Anyone k ow why that blimey cսnt Starmer is plotting up in Egypt for this ceasefire conference? 
He has had no positive input into the entire situation from day one and its nailed on that when the dust settles he'll claim that he saved the middle East from extinction. Hope Trump embarasses the shit out of him!

[Massive Attack]

Trump must be the most significant politician in 50 years

He's the best America's had since Reagan. 

[BRANDED]

Trump must be the most significant politician in 50 years

[Massive Attack]

[Massive Attack]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CnFRdBeZT/

[Fauxstralian]

Celebrating an illegal immigrant?

Impressive tomb of C Columbus inside the Sevilla Cathedral if you are ever in the city
 

[goose]

Well done Donald for restoring Columbus Day.

[goose]

Fantastic monologue..

Meloni leading the way again.

[Eerie Decent]

Never been selected for an Ashes Test
Probably the only over age migrant that people mention is Michael Neser. He has never played a Test match 

Kepler Wessels played for Australia post WSC when S Africa were banned from Test cricket and then was allowed to play for SA when they were allowed back

How many actual Australians in the squad, apart from Boland?

[Massive Attack]

Fantastic monologue..

[Fauxstralian]

Never been selected for an Ashes Test
Probably the only over age migrant that people mention is Michael Neser. He has never played a Test match 

Kepler Wessels played for Australia post WSC when S Africa were banned from Test cricket and then was allowed to play for SA when they were allowed back

[Westside]

Yes , the cut off is 11
Believe that’s the drinking age & age of consent in NZ (presumably lower for sheep)

So Josh Inglis, definitely isn't Australian then? Moved down under when he was 14.

[Fauxstralian]

Yes , the cut off is 11
Believe that’s the drinking age & age of consent in NZ (presumably lower for sheep)

[Nutsin]

Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, I am sure Nutsin will be delighted for her and Venezuela.

A triumph for democracy.

Poor old coma, so desperate for a win.

[Westside]

"Understand Labuschagne’s family moved to Australia when he was 10."

So that makes him Australian, yet Stokes moving to England, when he was 12, makes him a Kiwi in your eyes?

[Eerie Decent]

Understand Labuschagne’s family moved to Australia when he was 10 & Khawaja’s when he was 6. Ready to take on the match fixer McCullum & his lot
I guess the Tommy Robinson fans would have them deported… that said Labuschagne is white so maybe not 
Understand both sets of parents flew them to Pakistan & SA for Saturday morning cricket but it got to be a bit too expensive 

Good to see Labuschagne has gone away and worked on his game to see if he can iron out the flaws he has developed 
Will see how the 4 rounds of Sheffield Shield cricket go over the next few weeks but may come up with a top seven of Khawaja Labuschagne Smith Green Head Webster & Carey

I never knew all that about the two of them, Sven, but thanks for the history lesson. Interesting. 

With the SKIPPER looking like being injured for the first Test, at least the only actual genuine Australian in the squad, Boland, might get a shot?

[Lee Trundle]

You haven't mentioned the Royal Family this morning, I don't think, Sven.

Is everything ok?

[Fauxstralian]

Is it true that if Trump doesn’t win the (Mark) Noble Peace Prize he will impose more tariffs on Norway ?

Good news on the Gaza ceasefire 

First step which will need the following to become PEACE 
Release of the hostages 
Stopping the bombing 
Allow aid into Gaza 
Removal of Hamas
Implementation of a non Hamas government 
Recognition of Palestine by Israel as part of a two state solution 

A LONG way from all that 

 

[Lee Trundle]

Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, I am sure Nutsin will be delighted for her and Venezuela.

A triumph for democracy.

Had you heard of her before today, comma?

I hope you won't make me scratch my chin with your answer.

[only1billybonds]

Comma, its good to see you finally embracing democracy. I remember you seemed to hate it after the Brexit referendum.

[Fauxstralian]

Understand Labuschagne’s family moved to Australia when he was 10 & Khawaja’s when he was 6. Ready to take on the match fixer McCullum & his lot
I guess the Tommy Robinson fans would have them deported… that said Labuschagne is white so maybe not 
Understand both sets of parents flew them to Pakistan & SA for Saturday morning cricket but it got to be a bit too expensive 

Good to see Labuschagne has gone away and worked on his game to see if he can iron out the flaws he has developed 
Will see how the 4 rounds of Sheffield Shield cricket go over the next few weeks but may come up with a top seven of Khawaja Labuschagne Smith Green Head Webster & Carey

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Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, I am sure Nutsin will be delighted for her and Venezuela.

A triumph for democracy.