Who is our worst signing?

[Nutsin]

I’ve got Kieran Dyer.

Who you got?

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

Kieron Dyer is nowhere near to being the worst.

 

 

 

Agreed. Suffered a horrific leg break against Bristol City and never fully recovered.
Hardly his fault.
For me, probably the fucking spastic Roberto. Totally derailed what might have been a promising season by having the athletic prowess of Elsie Tanner.

[Mr Anon]

Evra has to be up there too, I think we lost by 4 goals every game he started. Didn't have a club when we signed him, couldn't get a club when we ditched him.

Let's be honest though, it's Roberto 

[Sydney_Iron]

Remember Sullivan doing one of his specials on January deadline day and signing Henri Camara from Wigan on loan for the rest of the season.

We couldn't wait to get rid and he couldn't wait to leave

[Vexed]

We've got four candidates in the current squad. The aforementioned pathetic centre back duo. The shit fucking disaster midget goalkeeper and the ugly fucking donkey German that purports to be a striker. Around 120m spent on those four CUNTS. 

[Mr Anon]

Zaza, Ljungberg, Roberto...

[Mr Anon]

Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

I agree, as far as a manager goes Allardyce is the worst.
Hated that prick! 

We've had 3 worse ones this year already 

[honky cat]

Gary Breen doesn't come near the worst, i'd have him back tomorrow.
​​​​​He does a lot of premier league commentary/punditry over here in Ireland and he's always spot on about west ham and very funny as well.

[Sydney_Iron]

Where do you start! Even as free agents they were shit and on big wages, Jack Wilshire comes to mind though as does Serhiy, Rebrov. 

So many over the years you could write a book, Gary Breen of course is another standout

[theaxeman]

Robbie Keane hahaha its endless!

[Fauxstralian]

Titi Camara … 50yo ‘striker’
Benny McCarthy … couldn’t even bother giving up the pies to play in a once in a lifetime home World Cup in S Africa
After he left his shorts were used as a pitch cover

[Takashi Miike]

Wilshere has to be up there. Quashie too. It would be a very long list

[Nutsin]

Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

I agree, as far as a manager goes Allardyce is the worst.
Hated that prick! 

[theaxeman]

Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

[Gary Strodders shank]

Kilman financially (a sleeping giant)
Is there a pulse ?

Other notable mentions 

Charles (pissed)

Jones (crocked )

And any other deal involving Harry the Spiv after the Rio deal.

 

[goose]

As Cough said, it’s nowhere near Dyer.

You could make a case for both Todibo & Kilman.
Or our new keeper with t-Rex arms.

[honky cat]

Kalvin Phillips 

[Tomshardware]

John Radford
Allan McKnight
David Kelly
Ilie Dumitrescu
Max Kilman
Rigobert Song


 

No way Song should be on that list.  Only cost a couple of million.   Was excellent header of the ball.  Would take him now over any of current centre backs.

[mallard]

Ray Atteveld 

[twoleftfeet]

John Radford
Allan McKnight
David Kelly
Ilie Dumitrescu
Max Kilman
Rigobert Song

 

[honky cat]

And I forgot "the walking arse" titi Camara

We got a taxi from alpine cars one night and the driver claimed to be titi's uncle or some bollocks story, so we did a runner. 

[zebthecat]

Gary Charles

[Far Cough UKunt]

Kieron Dyer is nowhere near to being the worst.

Kilman, Todibo, Roberto, and that's just recently, going back a bit Ted MacDougall.

Gary Breen was bad but I would have him over the two clowns at CB currently.

[honky cat]

9000 posts by Christmas . . .

Dieter Eckstein - fullkrugs dad
Savio
Roberto
Doneil Henry

But they didn't really cost us anything 

In terms of a financial disaster  - kilman todibo 

I wasn't mad about Lee chapman, Freddie ljungberg either
 

[Vexed]

Kilman or Todibo. Pair of cunts. Final answer Chris.