Football's nutters?

[Far Cough UKunt]

Billy Whitehurst

Kevin Ball  

Our own Keith Robson

Any more?

[Takashi Miike]

a feathered nutter

[Gary Strodders shank]

Charlie Oatway who  went under the radar to some extent was from good  west london stock  and could more than hold his hands up both on and off the pitch.

He was also named after the entire QPR first team but nonetheless went on to have a half decent career.

[Takashi Miike]

team mates of John Burridge reckon he used to watch MOTD in his full kit, gloves too

I’ve heard that before, and that he used to sleep with his gloves on and a ball with him in the bed. Classic warm up routine too.

[lowlife]

team mates of John Burridge reckon he used to watch MOTD in his full kit, gloves too

I’ve heard that before, and that he used to sleep with his gloves on and a ball with him in the bed. Classic warm up routine too.

[Takashi Miike]

team mates of John Burridge reckon he used to watch MOTD in his full kit, gloves too

[Far Cough UKunt]

Remember the goalie for Rangers, Andy Goram? Supposedly he had a mild form of Schizophrenia, and of course their fans were singing, "There's only two Andy Gorams".

[Gank]

There was a goalkeeper (John Lukic?) who bought a brand new top-of-the-range Jaguar and immediately gave it a new paint job.

Using Dulux.

All the best goalies are mental.

[Takashi Miike]

McCoist always has a story, doesn't he?

haha, yes loads about gazza. must have been a giggle in that dressing room

[Far Cough UKunt]

McCoist always has a story, doesn't he?

[Takashi Miike]

[scott_d]

Stuart Pearce wanting to go out in the 2nd half with a broken leg is up there.

Wasn't nicknamed Psycho for nothing.

 

[billywhitehorse]

Back in the day, Malcolm Musgrove for us and Maurice Setters for Man U.

 

I played against and marked Musgrove in a Sunday league game in Torquay in the late 70's.

I was about 21 and he was in his early 40's. He had already been Manager at Torquay. Nothing naughty from him that day!

[Far Cough UKunt]

Back in the day, Malcolm Musgrove for us and Maurice Setters for Man U.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Julian again in that league cup game against Wimbledon. They turned up trying to do their usual bullying and crazy gang bollocks, Dicksy wasn't having any of it and tries to break Wise's legs and gets sent off. That sparks the team, Alvin has a straight up with Eric Young and we go on to win

Stretch could handle  himself for sure.
he had to deal with some  serious lumps in his time.
It helps when you have Billy Bonds alongside you of course.
Stretch was captain supreme at Wall ..he was having none of their nonsense 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Can't remember too much about him but wasn't Derek Hales a bit of a nutter? Certainly big Johnny Hartson had a switch like Dicksy. At other Clubs Duncan Ferguson must come close to the top.

Let's put it this way..Julien and mad dog combined would have  given big Dunc a swerve.
​​​​​​John Hartson was a brute ..good shout .
WIlf Rostron was underrated 

[zico]

Can't remember too much about him but wasn't Derek Hales a bit of a nutter? Certainly big Johnny Hartson had a switch like Dicksy. At other Clubs Duncan Ferguson must come close to the top.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Norman “bites yer legs “ Hunter.

Nah...had it on his toes when little  Lee lost the plot.
Lee would have done him too 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Mad dog had his momenta like nearly breaking Carlton Palmer in half on the half way line against Sheffield Wednesday.

I think his greatest moment though was slaying the bullies of Wimbledon with a stunning volley in that infamous league cup tie in the late eighties.













 

Yes mate...that and his one man army effort against the mackems in the league cup .
Both of em would last  10 mins at most nowadays..and that's being optimistic.

[Gary Strodders shank]

Mad dog had his momenta like nearly breaking Carlton Palmer in half on the half way line against Sheffield Wednesday.

I think his greatest moment though was slaying the bullies of Wimbledon with a stunning volley in that infamous league cup tie in the late eighties.












 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Robin Friday 

Billy Whitehurst 
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Gavin Maguire 

Pat Van Den Hauwe 

Ben Thatcher 

Mark Dennis 




 

I went to school with Maguire...he was a peacock but could back it up tbf...even then.
If you're old enough, you know the type I'm on about.
Wedge haircut , Pringle and Farah and constantly preening , very deceiving look for your average lunatic.

He became  a hairdresser

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Julian up at Molineux, kicking off with Paul Birch and then Steve Bull injuring himself after he tries to get a sly dig in. Legend 

Yea I remember that well
'bully' didn't fancy it did he .
Julien is one of those lads that are pretty quiet and no bother , but have a 'switch' and when that switch  is pressed chaos ensued.
He represented the fans on the pitch ..
Legend for me ...the KUMBstains think he was a liability ...but they would. 

[Nutsin]

Norman “bites yer legs “ Hunter.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Fuck yeah, I completely forgot about Robin Friday. What a talent and what a lunatic.

[Gary Strodders shank]

Robin Friday 

Billy Whitehurst 
​​​​
Gavin Maguire 

Pat Van Den Hauwe 

Ben Thatcher 

Mark Dennis 


 

[honky cat]

I liked him a lot - Bishop - a sublime player and hard as nails. Appearances can be deceptive . . 

Maybe the story grew legs over the years but I believe he was banned for driving the wrong way around Trafalgar square one Christmas after a TV charity event. Yep Julian had the reputation but Bishop was the proper nutter I think. Loved him.