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Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 01 Jul 2025, 18:47
by stubbo-admin
Young striker frim Celtic that Noble scouted. Good luck to the lad.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 04 Jul 2025, 09:24
by eusebiovic
Paul McCullum anybody?

Remember when Sully signed this kid from Dulwich Hamlet after half a dozen appearances?

Apparently he was gonna be the new Ian Wright 😂 

He's done very well since at National League level 

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 14:34
by Russ of the BML
CrowleyHammer wrote: 03 Jul 2025, 14:29 Will play in 1 league cup game against a league one outfit we will go out to, Look half decent in a disjointed team and performance before spending the rest of the season barely making the bench watching on as our regular rotation of 30+ year old strikers score 2 goals between them all season.
Anyone would think you know a thing or two about this club. LOL

So depressing, eh?

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 14:33
by Swiss.
boleyn8420 wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 19:49 He has no chance of the first team. He comes from a pub side from North of Hadrians Wall (which should be rebuilt in my opinion). We still haven't signed anyone
North of Hadrian's wall is still England btw. The border is further up.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 14:29
by CrowleyHammer
Will play in 1 league cup game against a league one outfit we will go out to, Look half decent in a disjointed team and performance before spending the rest of the season barely making the bench watching on as our regular rotation of 30+ year old strikers score 2 goals between them all season.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 11:37
by Lato
Savio

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 10:32
by Russ of the BML
Gank wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 22:06 Mark Noble did NOT scout him, he was scouted under Tim Steidten and his data analytics model. 

Noble rang him up and sold him a load of old flannel to convince him that a move to West Ham would represent a pathway to the first team. Given that the lad has played Champions League football already, Noble is quite the snake oil salesman.
He will be playing Championship football next year. 

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 03 Jul 2025, 08:41
by Sir Alf
The new Johnny Ayris or Ade Coker. Just 2 of the long line of “wonder boys” who were anything but.

Hope this lad breaks the mould but not expecting much.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 22:06
by Gank
Mark Noble did NOT scout him, he was scouted under Tim Steidten and his data analytics model. 

Noble rang him up and sold him a load of old flannel to convince him that a move to West Ham would represent a pathway to the first team. Given that the lad has played Champions League football already, Noble is quite the snake oil salesman.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 21:38
by Sydney_Iron
twoleftfeet wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 10:09 The West Ham fans way - sign a player and write him off before he has even put his boots on.

Cunts.
I agree, lets give the lad a chance, but also get that these deals very rarely if ever amount to much, club bigs up some kid to try and make out how "great" we are in the transfer market, in part to try and cover up our failure to do much.

Maybe one day we will strike gold with signing a "wonderkid" but not getting too excited about this just yet🤷‍♂️

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 19:49
by boleyn8420
He has no chance of the first team. He comes from a pub side from North of Hadrians Wall (which should be rebuilt in my opinion). We still haven't signed anyone

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 14:19
by stubbo-admin
Fat, Bald n 50" wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 12:06
stubbo-admin wrote: 01 Jul 2025, 18:47 Young striker frim Celtic that Noble scouted. Good luck to the lad.
If he doesn't score a hatrick on his 1st team debut then Potter Out!😁
First team debut?

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 13:16
by Eastside surge
George dobson?

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 13:06
by violator
His BARNET is along the lines of Palmer's at the rent boys, hopefully he has the same effect on the pitch.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 12:06
by Fat, Bald n 50
stubbo-admin wrote: 01 Jul 2025, 18:47 Young striker frim Celtic that Noble scouted. Good luck to the lad.
If he doesn't score a hatrick on his 1st team debut then Potter Out!😁

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 10:21
by Mad Ferret
twoleftfeet wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 10:09 The West Ham fans way - sign a player and write him off before he has even put his boots on.

Cunts.
Bore off, you fucking dweeb. 

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 10:09
by twoleftfeet
The West Ham fans way - sign a player and write him off before he has even put his boots on.

Cunts.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:55
by Lee Trundle
Jack LAMPE

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:50
by stubbo-admin
El Scorchio" wrote: 02 Jul 2025, 09:34 And it's not the fault of any of these kids in the slightest. it's the club announcing the signings like they've got the next Messi, and overhyping the poor kids way more than necessary.
Totally agree with this.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:43
by Pub Bigot
Yaniv KATAN. 

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:34
by El Scorchio
And it's not the fault of any of these kids in the slightest. it's the club announcing the signings like they've got the next Messi, and overhyping the poor kids way more than necessary.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:21
by goose
We have to get one right at some point in time surely? I cannot think of one of these signings that has actually achieved something.

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:04
by Far Cough UKunt
Savio NSEREKO

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 09:04
by Lee Trundle
Youssef SOFIANE

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 08:51
by Pub Bigot
Brian MONTENEGRO. 

Doneil HENRY. 

Jordan HUGILL. 

Re: Daniel Cummings | Signed

Posted: 02 Jul 2025, 08:44
by eusebiovic
I wish the lad well but not sure if he'll be given a proper chance.

Remember the other punts that were grasping in the dark?

Luizao
Frederick Alves - half Brazilian/Danish Centre Half
Goncalo Cardoso - Portugeezer who was voted best defender in U19 Euros.