les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Helmut Shown
1:09 Wed Jul 3
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So, now Putin is building platoons From countries who're are decent with tunes. He has it in hand To form a brass band So he can accompany on spoons
A knock from the man from the Pru He said "May I use your loo"
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Mike Oxsaw
11:09 Tue Jul 2
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To the polling station I'd say A big waste of a part of my day. Just get there quite early And lay down a curly When voting just do it your way.
So, now Putin is building platoons From countries who's people are...fill that bit in yourself....actually, don't...are decent with tunes.
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arsene york-hunt
10:11 Tue Jul 2
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They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum, Not once but twice, And it was quite nice While Miss Scarlett helped me to come.
To the polling station I'd say A big waste of a part of my day..
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Helmut Shown
7:13 Tue Jul 2
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So Helmut's now a looney leftist Right of Corbyn? Then you're a facist* But your vote's a banker For a public school wanker Who bring politics down to the basest**
* Sic ** It rhymes with facist but not fascist
They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum
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Helmut Shown
7:10 Tue Jul 2
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So Helmut's now a looney leftist Right of Corbyn? Then you're a facist* But your vote's a banker For a public school wanker Who bring politics down to the basest**
* Sic ** It rhymes with facist but not fascist
They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum
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arsene york-hunt
6:20 Mon Jul 1
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For the Tories no celebration For the crooks who've been robbing the nation, And not much joy too For those of us who Must endure the next administration.
So Helmut's now a looney leftist Right of Corbyn? Then you're a facist
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Helmut Shown
8:05 Sun Jun 30
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When Starmer's ousted by Marxists, The new Stazi will compile black lists This sounds like a barrage Delivered by Farage Or one of his cabal of fascists
For the Tories no celebration For the crooks who've been robbing the nation
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arsene york-hunt
10:17 Sat Jun 29
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The media just can't stand Farage "Brexit?" they say, "Criminal charge!!!". A media man Hired a thesbian, In a pub to be giving it large.
When Starmer's ousted by Marxists, The new Stazi will compile black lists.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:17 Fri Jun 28
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There once was a young chap called Gus Got pissed, shit himself on a bus Ne'er mind "Any more fares?" It ran all down the stairs The driver didn't half kick up a fuss.
The media just can't stand Farage "Brexit?" they say, "Criminal charge!!!".
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arsene york-hunt
4:36 Mon Jun 24
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So. Manchester fucks up...again 'cos no one can get on a plane., North'ners going abroad, Are angry and bored, It's driving the poor dears insane.
There once was a young chap called Gus Got pissed, shit himself on a bus
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Mike Oxsaw
8:21 Sun Jun 23
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There was an old scrubber called Pearl Used language to make your toes curl But, if you pushed your luck, Five bob for a fuck, Plus blow-job to make your thoughts whirl.
So. Manchester fucks up...again 'cos no one can get on a plane.
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Helmut Shown
4:52 Sun Jun 23
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There was a German bloke called Herman On the underground had a Sherman They’d cut off his dick If he pulled this trick On a train in downtown Omdurman
There was an old scrubber called Pearl Used language to make your toes curl
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arsene york-hunt
9:41 Sat Jun 22
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A few beers: my mind is a fog. I need to lay off of this grog My love life is iffy, I can't get a stiffy, And I keep rushing to the bog,
There was a German bloke called Herman On the underground had a Sherman..
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Mike Oxsaw
4:02 Sat Jun 22
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It stunk,our performance today. These foreign chaps, we can't outplay The one thing that wrecks it, Is quite simply Brexit. Well, that's what the losers will say.
A few beers: my mind is a fog. I need to lay off of this grog.
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arsene york-hunt
3:36 Fri Jun 21
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They say the earth's getting hot. The sun, they say, has lost the plot. We are going tto see. A catastrophe I'll be dead then, so fuck you lot.
It stunk,our performance today. These foreign chaps, we cant outplay
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Mike Oxsaw
5:10 Thu Jun 20
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A young lady thought that perhaps She’d get work done on her low hanging flaps. A nip and a tuck, And then a test fuck To make sure there aren't any gaps.
They say the earth's getting hot. The sun, they say, has lost the plot.
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Helmut Shown
4:59 Thu Jun 20
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They've painted Stonehenge, the twats. A bunch of entitled, sad prats You know their types Hooray Henry arsewipes Not found in council flats
A young lady thought that perhaps She’d get work done on her low hanging flaps
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Mike Oxsaw
7:54 Thu Jun 20
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There was a Russian tourist called Vlad Got the clap off a rentboy in Chad The bloke had no scruples And paid him in roubles As such, he's a bounder and cad.
They've painted Stonehenge, the twats. A bunch of entitled, sad prats
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arsene york-hunt
12:37 Thu Jun 20
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A feisty girl from the Azores Would walk around with no drawers, It keeps cool her gash, Saves time with a slash, And helps to check vaginal sores.
There was a Russian tourist called Vlad Got the clap off a rentboy in Chad
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Helmut Shown
11:17 Wed Jun 19
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It's said that our own Carlton Cole Would fuck anything with a hole When exhausting them he found He'd turn them around Impaling their bums on his pole
A feisty girl from the Azores Would walk around with no drawers
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arsene york-hunt
4:21 Wed Jun 19
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There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed were many wank socks, A young man from Hants, The same but with pants But the Welsh use the fleece from their flocks.
It's said that our own Carlton Cole Would fuck anything with a hole
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