les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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arsene york-hunt
1:18 Tue Jul 9
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She noticed a red raw rash As she sat on the bog for a slash, At the local hunt, A blood hound licked her cunt She'll go private, she's got load of cash
Last week a man went to the home, Of a high class call girl in Rome.
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Helmut Shown
8:13 Mon Jul 8
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Sir Keir's stopped the Rwanda scheme. Sharia law soon it would seem. Money pissed up the wall And for what? Fuck all A success for the Tory regime?
She noticed a red raw rash As she sat on the bog for a slash
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arsene york-hunt
12:02 Sun Jul 7
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So Southgate survives yet again Watching this shit causes pain, You are right if you thunk This performance stunk, I'm off for a line of cocaine.*
Sir Keir's stopped the Rwanda scheme. Sharia law soon it would seem.
* not really
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Helmut Shown
11:03 Sat Jul 6
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Like old dears going to the Bingo The MPs to see Starmer did go But their hat they'd doff To see the Tories fuck off Before drinking glasses of Stingo
So Southgate survives yet again Watching this shit causes pain
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arsene york-hunt
4:26 Sat Jul 6
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So the nation elected Kier Starmer. I think I'd prefer a snake charmer, That Rayner Mun-ter I woulld sleep with her Provided she was wearing armour.
lLike old dears going to the Bingo The MPs to see Starmer did go
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Mike Oxsaw
1:25 Sat Jul 6
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Our maths teacher Mr. Metcalf, Blew off and made everyone laugh Then, under the table, He laid a big cable. Seems these days you can't get the staff.
So the nation elected Kier Starmer. I think I'd prefer a snake charmer.
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arsene york-hunt
12:14 Fri Jul 5
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A poor bloke got flukes in the liver Through swimming in a polluted river, On his hospital bed, He came back from the dead Fondling the tits of a caregiver.
Our maths teacher Mr. Metcalf, Blew off and made everyone laugh
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Helmut Shown
10:11 Thu Jul 4
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The cowboy sung "Home on the range", But his actions were really quite strange at the end of this saga On the hotplate of the Aga Caused him a rapid key change
A poor bloke got flukes in the liver Through swimming in a polluted river
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Mike Oxsaw
6:48 Thu Jul 4
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A lonely young man from Dover, Loved his pet mongrel called Rover. But the love turned to hate, 'cos the dog found a mate As such, canine love was all over.
The cowboy sung "Home on the range", But his actions were really quite strange
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arsene york-hunt
2:36 Thu Jul 4
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There was a young man from the Gower Was wanking one day in the shower, It was a long wait, To ejaculate, It took him just under an hour.
A lonely young man from Dover, Loved his pet mongrel called Rover
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Helmut Shown
1:00 Thu Jul 4
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The site is now so much more fleeter, Now Two Bob has been put in the meter. So come one and all Long short or tall Pervert, mysogenist, wife beater
A Scotsman from near Prestonpans, With sores on his corona glans His doctor said “Jock We’ll cut off your cock” Now he identifies as trans
There was a young man from the Gower Was wanking one day in the shower
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Mike Oxsaw
11:36 Wed Jul 3
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An old man who came from Headcorn Would often sit down to watch porn He had boxes of tissues, To deal with the issues, Which lasted from dusk until dawn.
The site is now so much more fleeter, Now Two Bob has been put in the meter.
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arsene york-hunt
11:35 Wed Jul 3
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An old man who came from Headcorn Would often sit down to watch porn, At the screen he sat, Catching drips in his hat, And singing The Mountains of Morne.
A Scotsman from near Prestonpans, With sores on his corona glans.
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Helmut Shown
8:51 Wed Jul 3
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His silent fart certainly stank, When stood in the queue at the bank. But with true British phlegm No one would condemn The smell of an open septic tank
An old man who came from Headcorn Would often sit down to watch porn
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arsene york-hunt
6:03 Wed Jul 3
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A knock from the man from the Pru He said "May I use your loo" Thought he wanted a slash, But did a pebble dash, Which looked like a green lentil stew..
His silent fart certainly stank, When stood in the queue at the bank.
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Helmut Shown
1:09 Wed Jul 3
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So, now Putin is building platoons From countries who're are decent with tunes. He has it in hand To form a brass band So he can accompany on spoons
A knock from the man from the Pru He said "May I use your loo"
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Mike Oxsaw
11:09 Tue Jul 2
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To the polling station I'd say A big waste of a part of my day. Just get there quite early And lay down a curly When voting just do it your way.
So, now Putin is building platoons From countries who's people are...fill that bit in yourself....actually, don't...are decent with tunes.
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arsene york-hunt
10:11 Tue Jul 2
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They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum, Not once but twice, And it was quite nice While Miss Scarlett helped me to come.
To the polling station I'd say A big waste of a part of my day..
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Helmut Shown
7:13 Tue Jul 2
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So Helmut's now a looney leftist Right of Corbyn? Then you're a facist* But your vote's a banker For a public school wanker Who bring politics down to the basest**
* Sic ** It rhymes with facist but not fascist
They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum
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Helmut Shown
7:10 Tue Jul 2
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So Helmut's now a looney leftist Right of Corbyn? Then you're a facist* But your vote's a banker For a public school wanker Who bring politics down to the basest**
* Sic ** It rhymes with facist but not fascist
They said it was Professor Plum That rammed the lead pipe up my bum
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