les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Alwaysaniron
5:21 Fri Jul 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A young zookeeper called Deborah
Was caught doing things to a zebra
Close your eyes, join in
It's no longer a sin
wanging your wand shouting abra cadabra
The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye
Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry
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Helmut Shown
1:46 Fri Jul 19
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This new geezer they call J,Lo
Will it be worth starting to go.
He's on the right track
For us to attack
No Moyesball to give us more woe
A young zookeeper called Deborah
Was caught doing things to a zebra
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arsene york-hunt
3:43 Fri Jul 19
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There once was a young girl called Claire,
Who left a snail trail on a chair.
Some bits of it
Had small flecks of shit,
With random bits of pubic hair.
This new geezer they call J,Lo
Will it be worth starting to go.
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Mike Oxsaw
11:08 Thu Jul 18
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There was an old man from Strathclyde
Liked putting things up his backside
Tomato or plum,
Guitar or bass drum,
Insisting that God was his guide.
There once was a young girl called Claire,
Who left a snail trail on a chair.
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Helmut Shown
10:21 Wed Jul 17
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So. Taffy the First has resigned,
I'm thinking "Now, what is behind?"
He'll be able to console
Ex MPs drawing dole
Or is that me being unkind?
There was an old man from Strathclyde
Liked putting things up his backside
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Mike Oxsaw
3:45 Wed Jul 17
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You'll wonder where the yellow went,
If you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
If your strokes are too fast,
It will leak out your arse
To produce...an unpleasant scent.
So. Taffy the First has resigned,
I'm thinking "Now, what is behind?"
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arsene york-hunt
9:29 Tue Jul 16
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So as the season approaches we pray
That we'll get back to the 'old' West Ham way
What that means, who knows?
But the punter who goes,
Knows pain, disappointment, dismay.
You'll wonder where the yellow went,
If you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
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Alwaysaniron
8:17 Tue Jul 16
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Gibraltar is back in the news,
As the Spanish team sing out their views.
But none of us cares
Cause it's our and not theirs
So they can complain to whoever they choose.
So as the season approaches we pray
That we'll get back to the 'old' West Ham way
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Mike Oxsaw
7:18 Tue Jul 16
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This Vance bloke's a small minded runt
To the right of the National Front.
He says we're Islamic
A typical Yank panic
His language of choice is to grunt.
Gibraltar is back in the news,
As the Spanish team sing out their views.
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Helmut Shown
6:14 Tue Jul 16
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Now Southgate has a decision to make
It had better be right for fucks sake
He's now cut the cord
And fell on his sword
Now fuck off and jump in the lake
This Vance bloke's a small minded runt
To the right of the National Front
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Helmut Shown
6:12 Tue Jul 16
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Now Southgate has a decision to make
It had better be right for fucks sake
He's now cut the cord
And fell on his sword
Now fuck off and jump in the lake
This Vance bloke's a small minded runt
To the right of the National Front
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Alwaysaniron
8:25 Mon Jul 15
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Now Southgate has a decision to make
It had better be right for fucks sake
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Alwaysaniron
4:36 Mon Jul 15
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Van der Vaart thinks that Declan is shit
The sour graped Netherlands tit
Whilst the Gooners have ruined the lad
He's still not half bad
Better than you've ever been you Dutch git.
No Southgate has a decision to make
It had better be right for fucks sake
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Helmut Shown
12:37 Mon Jul 15
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In a sane country they would dump,
Both Joe Biden and Donald Trump
The geriatric pair
Don’t have a prayer
Of remembering their last stiffened stump
Van der Vaart thinks that Declan is shit
The sour graped Netherlands tit
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arsene york-hunt
10:19 Sun Jul 14
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If he'd died there would be no dispute
'bout his gun laws on the statute,
The right to be armed
Loads of schoolkids it's harmed,
But he gets just blood on his suit.
In a sane country they would dump,
Both Joe Biden and Donald Trump
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Helmut Shown
6:10 Sun Jul 14
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The US election draws near.
Donald Trump's been shot in the ear
Should he be reelected
with this organ affected
He'll listen to no one I fear
If he'd died there would be no dispute
'bout his gun laws on the statute
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arsene york-hunt
4:54 Sun Jul 14
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I'm sitting here, as the sun rises,
Just waiting for today's surprises.
Thinking of football,
We will win fuck all,
And be beaten by Spain, one surmises.
The US election draws near.
Donald Trump's been shot in the ear
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Mike Oxsaw
2:20 Sun Jul 14
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There was a young man called Billy
Who was born with a micro willy
Whilst only a stump,
He still got the hump:
For it vanished completely when chilly.
I'm sitting here, as the sun rises,
Just waiting for today's surprises.
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arsene york-hunt
1:51 Sun Jul 14
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He decided what to have for dessert
Was high up inside a girl's skirt
When he got past her knee
He could smell anchovy,
Her minge looked caked with yoghurt.
There was a young man called Billy
Who was born with a micro willy
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Helmut Shown
11:19 Sat Jul 13
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So. MPs - out-voted old knobs
Are scrambling around for new jobs
With their penchant for buggery
And financial skullduggery
They could sell their bums to the nobs
He decided what to have for dessert
Was high up inside a girl's skirt
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Helmut Shown
11:17 Sat Jul 13
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So. MPs - out-voted old knobs
Are scrambling around for new jobs
With their penchant for buggery
And financial skullduggery
They could sell their bums to the nobs
He decided what to have for dessert
Was high up inside a girl's skirt
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