les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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arsene york-hunt
11:58 Mon Jul 22
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A disgusting young man from Crete Arrested for shitting in the street, And, so I have heard, When he choked out his turd, It landed in his trouser seat.
In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
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Helmut Shown
1:05 Mon Jul 22
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With big money transfers brewing, Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin I fear the stench Of the physio’s bench And myriad injuries ensuing
A disgusting young man from Crete Arrested for shitting in the street
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arsene york-hunt
3:04 Mon Jul 22
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Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye" And many I guess will now cry., He was asked by a rep, Why he's taken this step, Said: "Search me, I just don't know why."
With big money transfers brewing, Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin
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Mike Oxsaw
12:43 Mon Jul 22
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Why is it, one supposes That middle eastern men have big noses Quite simple. You see, The air there is free At least that's what this bard proposes.
Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye" And many I guess will now cry.
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Helmut Shown
11:51 Sun Jul 21
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So, Reardon has made his last break, For some that is quite hard to take Some women he'll enslave When he rises from the grave Count Dracula, get a wooden stake!
Why is it, one supposes That middle eastern men have big noses
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Mike Oxsaw
2:59 Sun Jul 21
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On the front bench sat on her arse, That Rayner tart shows little class. An absolute whoosie Debates with her pussy Equality? An absolute farce.
So, Reardon has made his lasy break, For some that is quite hard to take
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arsene york-hunt
2:34 Sun Jul 21
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The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry, Was told by the chimps, "Crying is for wimps, So why not just fuck off and die."
On the front bench sat on her arse, That Rayner tart shows little class.
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Alwaysaniron
5:21 Fri Jul 19
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A young zookeeper called Deborah Was caught doing things to a zebra Close your eyes, join in It's no longer a sin wanging your wand shouting abra cadabra
The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry
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Helmut Shown
1:46 Fri Jul 19
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This new geezer they call J,Lo Will it be worth starting to go. He's on the right track For us to attack No Moyesball to give us more woe
A young zookeeper called Deborah Was caught doing things to a zebra
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arsene york-hunt
3:43 Fri Jul 19
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There once was a young girl called Claire, Who left a snail trail on a chair. Some bits of it Had small flecks of shit, With random bits of pubic hair.
This new geezer they call J,Lo Will it be worth starting to go.
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Mike Oxsaw
11:08 Thu Jul 18
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There was an old man from Strathclyde Liked putting things up his backside Tomato or plum, Guitar or bass drum, Insisting that God was his guide.
There once was a young girl called Claire, Who left a snail trail on a chair.
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Helmut Shown
10:21 Wed Jul 17
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So. Taffy the First has resigned, I'm thinking "Now, what is behind?" He'll be able to console Ex MPs drawing dole Or is that me being unkind?
There was an old man from Strathclyde Liked putting things up his backside
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Mike Oxsaw
3:45 Wed Jul 17
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You'll wonder where the yellow went, If you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. If your strokes are too fast, It will leak out your arse To produce...an unpleasant scent.
So. Taffy the First has resigned, I'm thinking "Now, what is behind?"
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arsene york-hunt
9:29 Tue Jul 16
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So as the season approaches we pray That we'll get back to the 'old' West Ham way What that means, who knows? But the punter who goes, Knows pain, disappointment, dismay.
You'll wonder where the yellow went, If you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
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Alwaysaniron
8:17 Tue Jul 16
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Gibraltar is back in the news, As the Spanish team sing out their views. But none of us cares Cause it's our and not theirs So they can complain to whoever they choose.
So as the season approaches we pray That we'll get back to the 'old' West Ham way
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Mike Oxsaw
7:18 Tue Jul 16
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This Vance bloke's a small minded runt To the right of the National Front. He says we're Islamic A typical Yank panic His language of choice is to grunt.
Gibraltar is back in the news, As the Spanish team sing out their views.
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Helmut Shown
6:14 Tue Jul 16
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Now Southgate has a decision to make It had better be right for fucks sake He's now cut the cord And fell on his sword Now fuck off and jump in the lake
This Vance bloke's a small minded runt To the right of the National Front
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Helmut Shown
6:12 Tue Jul 16
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Now Southgate has a decision to make It had better be right for fucks sake He's now cut the cord And fell on his sword Now fuck off and jump in the lake
This Vance bloke's a small minded runt To the right of the National Front
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Alwaysaniron
8:25 Mon Jul 15
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Now Southgate has a decision to make It had better be right for fucks sake
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Alwaysaniron
4:36 Mon Jul 15
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Van der Vaart thinks that Declan is shit The sour graped Netherlands tit Whilst the Gooners have ruined the lad He's still not half bad Better than you've ever been you Dutch git.
No Southgate has a decision to make It had better be right for fucks sake
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Helmut Shown
12:37 Mon Jul 15
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In a sane country they would dump, Both Joe Biden and Donald Trump The geriatric pair Don’t have a prayer Of remembering their last stiffened stump
Van der Vaart thinks that Declan is shit The sour graped Netherlands tit
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