les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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arsene york-hunt
1:05 Thu Jul 25
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A fat German man called Hans
Sat watching telly in his pants,
He liked watching Bullseye,
Loved The King and I
His favourite the song Shall We Dance.
An Austrian man called Fritz,
Joined a club full of old gits
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Helmut Shown
11:34 Wed Jul 24
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An Italian vet'ran from the war
Found his army plimsoles in a drawer
As his mob got defeated
Fleet footed he retreated
Saying "fuck this I don't like it anymore"
A fat German man called Hans
Would sit watching telly in his pants
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arsene york-hunt
12:30 Wed Jul 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
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I've been trying for a couple of hours to post. then this
Take your pick.
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arsene york-hunt
12:29 Wed Jul 24
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It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye,
Picked it up then chewed
She said something lewd,
Then to the streets, her trade to ply,
An Italian vet'ran from the war
Found his army plimsoles is a drawer.
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arsene york-hunt
12:28 Wed Jul 24
Re: New Limerick Thread
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It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye,
Picked it up then chewed
She said something lewd,
The to the streets, her trade to ply,
An Italian vet'ran from the war
Found his army plimsoles is a drawer.
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arsene york-hunt
11:09 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye,
Picked it up then chewed
She said something lewd,
Then to the streets, her trade to ply,
It's well known and axiomatic,
That David Lammy is quite thick..
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arsene york-hunt
11:06 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye,
Picked it up then chewed
She said something lewd,
The to the streets, her trade to ply,
It's well know and axiomatic,
That David Lammy is quite thick..
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Helmut Shown
1:09 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy
Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
It caused quite a shock
When he whipped out his cock
Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:06 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy
Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
It caused quite a shock
When he whipped out his cock
Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:04 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy
Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
It caused quite a shock
When he whipped out his cock
Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:02 Tue Jul 23
Re: New Limerick Thread
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy
Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
It caused quite a shock
When he whipped out his cock
Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai
For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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arsene york-hunt
11:58 Mon Jul 22
Re: New Limerick Thread
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A disgusting young man from Crete
Arrested for shitting in the street,
And, so I have heard,
When he choked out his turd,
It landed in his trouser seat.
In a packed tube a man called Cliffy
Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
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Helmut Shown
1:05 Mon Jul 22
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With big money transfers brewing,
Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin
I fear the stench
Of the physio’s bench
And myriad injuries ensuing
A disgusting young man from Crete
Arrested for shitting in the street
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arsene york-hunt
3:04 Mon Jul 22
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Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye"
And many I guess will now cry.,
He was asked by a rep,
Why he's taken this step,
Said: "Search me, I just don't know why."
With big money transfers brewing,
Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin
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Mike Oxsaw
12:43 Mon Jul 22
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Why is it, one supposes
That middle eastern men have big noses
Quite simple. You see,
The air there is free
At least that's what this bard proposes.
Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye"
And many I guess will now cry.
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Helmut Shown
11:51 Sun Jul 21
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So, Reardon has made his last break,
For some that is quite hard to take
Some women he'll enslave
When he rises from the grave
Count Dracula, get a wooden stake!
Why is it, one supposes
That middle eastern men have big noses
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Mike Oxsaw
2:59 Sun Jul 21
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On the front bench sat on her arse,
That Rayner tart shows little class.
An absolute whoosie
Debates with her pussy
Equality? An absolute farce.
So, Reardon has made his lasy break,
For some that is quite hard to take
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arsene york-hunt
2:34 Sun Jul 21
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The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye
Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry,
Was told by the chimps,
"Crying is for wimps,
So why not just fuck off and die."
On the front bench sat on her arse,
That Rayner tart shows little class.
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Alwaysaniron
5:21 Fri Jul 19
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A young zookeeper called Deborah
Was caught doing things to a zebra
Close your eyes, join in
It's no longer a sin
wanging your wand shouting abra cadabra
The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye
Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry
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Helmut Shown
1:46 Fri Jul 19
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This new geezer they call J,Lo
Will it be worth starting to go.
He's on the right track
For us to attack
No Moyesball to give us more woe
A young zookeeper called Deborah
Was caught doing things to a zebra
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arsene york-hunt
3:43 Fri Jul 19
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There once was a young girl called Claire,
Who left a snail trail on a chair.
Some bits of it
Had small flecks of shit,
With random bits of pubic hair.
This new geezer they call J,Lo
Will it be worth starting to go.
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