WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
Same as before

The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront

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Mike Oxsaw 11:30 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
A young man expelled from his school
For walking round holding his tool.
It's not a good feature
If you are a new teacher
But the young girls all thought he was cool.

So Chelsea now need a new boss.
I must say...I don't give a toss.

Helmut Shown 11:13 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Was desperate for defaecation
But nothing touched his constipation
Donning my IPod
I pulled on my rod
And shat! You just need syncopation

A young man expelled from his school
For walking round holding his tool

arsene york-hunt 9:15 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
** Constipation

arsene york-hunt 9:14 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Now, a plane that was named the three sevens
Decided to drop from the heavens.
Nothing to see here
It's routine, I fear,
Boeing have not learned their lessons.

Was desperate for defaecation
But nothing touched his constipatin

Mike Oxsaw 6:36 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Most women shot putters take drugs
And definitely like to munch rugs
Dildos up the shitter,
To keep them much fitter
And pussies that leave trails like slugs.

Now, a plane that was named the three sevens
Decided to drop from the heavens.

Hello Mrs. Jones 5:38 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
There was a young girl called Patience,
Could play tunes with her flatulence
Although I’m a bard
This rhyme is hard
And not met with my normal complacence

Most women shot putters take drugs
And definitely like to munch rugs

arsene york-hunt 1:23 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
Why is it that Japanese porn
Just fails to give me the horn?
My first thought, I'd say,
You might be turning gay,
Not much cause to be so forlorn.

There was a young girl called Patience,
Could play tunes with her flatulence

Mike Oxsaw 12:35 Tue May 21
Re: New Limerick Thread
There once was a boring old queen,
Who sat at home eating dasheen.
His "girl"-friend, Karen,
Was a right fucking hen
And out-of-the-box plain obscene.

Why is it that Japanese porn
Just fails to give me the horn?

arsene york-hunt 11:57 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
There’s one irritating poster, Nutsin
Who really gets under my skin
These stalking chaps
I wish them vile mishaps,
Like some big cunt filling them in.

There once was a boring old queen,
Who sat at home eating dasheen

Hello Mrs. Jones 10:55 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
As a rest from all things obscene,
I'm doing a rhyme that is clean
A good try York-hunt
But just to be blunt
You must be a boring old queen*

*Totally unnecessary insult purely for metrical reasons

There’s one irritating poster, Nutsin
Who really gets under my skin

arsene york-hunt 10:35 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A girl I once knew called Peg
Liked licking a cock for its smeg,
She had a hunched back,
And yeast round her crack,
Did I mention her wooden leg?

As a rest from all things obscene,
I'm doing a rhyme that is clean

Hello Mrs. Jones 8:10 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
A Geisha girl down in Kyoto
Did on the web post a good photo
Uncharacteristically rude
She was shown in the nude
Without her makeup or kimono

A girl I once knew called Peg
Liked licking a cock for its smeg

Mike Oxsaw 7:43 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
When she went out always on Mondays
She went out without any undies.
On her seat in the bar,
She left a slug scar
Attractive to those owning Hyundais.

A Geisha girl down in Kyoto
Did on the web post a good photo.

Helmut Shown 6:33 Mon May 20
Re: New Limerick Thread
The points total from the jury,
Says Usyk had won, not Fury
Returning to the lives
Of sharpening knives
Or laying tarmac in Newry

When she went out always on Mondays
She went out without any undies

arsene york-hunt 1:59 Sun May 19
Re: New Limerick Thread
In Devon they've all got the shits
Their water supply is in bits.
Cryptosporidium,
Causing, from their bum,
An enourmous shithouse bowl blitz.

The points total from the jury,
Says Usyk had won, not Fury

Mike Oxsaw 10:54 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
Stalkers on the thread when they're bored,
I still say that they're best ignored.
Nah! Just have a look,
He's stuck on my hook
Just like that cripple he whored.

In Devon they've all got the shits
Their water supply is in bits.

arsene york-hunt 8:51 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.
In a 737 MAX
I could sit and relax.
I don't believe these planes are shite.

Stalkers on the thread when they're bored,
I still say that they're best ignored

joyo 8:44 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
I live in a mud hut
And l've got a big fat butt

joyo 8:43 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread

It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.
Just to get away from Oxbore
As hes rotten to the core
And a real ugly sight

Mike Oxsaw 8:03 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread
lts (sic) terrible to live in Belvedere
Unless of course you're queer
joyo's head, rent free
Is THE place to be
It's empty from left to right ear.

It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.

joyo 4:59 Sat May 18
Re: New Limerick Thread


A young girl was shagging her brother
He said "You are just like our mother
Who married Oxbore for a few quid
Because hes an old flid
Incese will get them all in bother

lts terrible to live in Belvedere
Unless of course you're queer

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