born a muffin the mule bond penalty kick from the hallowed upton park turf - have been a hammers addict since season of '58 - have experienced many a roller coaster ride in the chicken run - north bank - east stand and now finally reside in dml llower - have managed to convert mrs wonday who occasionally attends away games with me - young wonday also a hammers addict had a brief flirtation on the playing staff from the age of 12 to 18 but alas was unable to secure a contract but still attends as many games as possible - have resided on the 'rock' known as canvey island for the past 30 yrs - have been fortunate to see our successes in '64; 65; 75; 80 and the past three yrs cardiff trips - a hammer 'til the end