Born 25th July 1961 Ilford Roadsweeper, musician, terrible poet, teacher. Been living in the US (Near DC) for the whole millenium Noticed West Ham for the 1st time in 1966 when the family bought its first TV. First programme watched on said implement? England vs Portugal. Dont remember much about it apart from lots of uncles shouting. Dont remember much of the final, tho' I know I remember Nobby dancing - probably because he danced like a five year old! After that, pretty much hopelessly destined to the world of pain, pessimism and self delusion that is following West Ham United. Known in the bars of Frederick MD as "That loud British guy." Interested in stuff.