REALNAME - Grumpy old man AGE - 56 OCCUPATION - Preoccupation is WHU HEROES - Billy Bonds, Trevor Brooking, Alan Devonshire PLACE - North Bucks West Ham 5 Newcastle 0, played Good Friday morning c.1970. (inc. T.Brooking\\\\\\\'s only ever hat trick). Also the only match I ever persuaded my sister to come to. In return I had to go to see the ballet. I think she had the better deal.