I wonder how long it will be before we get the likes of Girls Aloud and Little Mix complaining that somebody has steamed through the lot of them

"Oh, and 100% he’ll score He won’t celebrate and the fans will wank themselves silly cos ‘ he still loves us ‘ It’s the West Ham way"

"No doubt there will be plenty who still iidolise him so he’ll get a decent reception I’m indifferent, he’s no longer one of us and was paid handsomely by the club in return for whatever he did for us So it’s a nothing from me"

Carbon copy of citehs 2nd last week

Aguerrooooooooooooooooooooo

Mike Oxsaw 2:17 Mon Sep 18 Re: Russell Brand and his best (but very gay) mate was the sound engineer falls off chair

Poor people, living for a billion to 1 chance every single day of the rest of their lives I’d have hung the dirty fucker who was the suspect up by his bollocks til he told all.

Manager David Moyes is looking forward to working with a player who ranked first in ball carry distance Does that mean Moyes is looking forward to nipping his ball carrying skills in the bud

More than a little happy with this and a few years left in him yet

"Vexed 2:56 Fri Jun 9 Re: Lucas Paqueta SIGNED His pass to set up Antonio was exquisite, even better than the one for the winner. Shame Antonio had strayed offside and that he missed anyway... At the time (and in my defence through alcohol impaired vision) i thought it was some sort of stumble and h...

"Poor old Jlingz took £115k a week Yep, poor sod ...."

"Tom - yea talk about polish a turd !! 40% possession, 2 shots on target and generally a pile of shite is, quite frankly, taking the piss out of them that pay good money to get behind the team"

Come On You Irons 12:26 Mon Mar 13 The Rice situation I think Roy Keane was correct in his assessment of Rice the other week when he says he doesn't do enough to justify the hype. I remember him coming out with this and nodding quietly in agreement with him

"Yes, much better keep it up Paq son"

"BBondsBootlaces 10:29 Wed Jan 18 Re: Lucas Paqueta SIGNED Good enough for the 5 time world cup winners first team, not good enough for West Ham. O-K.... And what about Richardson the poor cսnt, all that Brazilian World Cup history and he‚Äôs 2nd choice behind Harry Kane, he should be GUARANTEED 1st...

"Ted that’s scary mate and I’m so glad you made it My uncle lived alone when he had something similar happen 22 years ago amd it didn’t end well for him, my Dad found him 2 days later when he went to his flat. Not nice and I’m sure you’re aware of the risks but shows what you have to think...

He's not favourite because he's not going anywhere

Must admit I got a bit excited when we had the ball out wide in the final third and Paqueta got all animated running towards the ball waving his arms. What’s he gonna do I thought. I sat gob-smacked as he met the ball with a side foot volley knocking it backwards over their midfield to Ogbonna in ...

Moyes isn't the type to walk And I can't see the dildos admitting being wrong TWICE with the same manager

Nurse Ratched 9:01 Mon Dec 19 Re: Woke watch Arf-tastic !!

"All the best ,Ted COYI"

"Phil Foden is the first player to score a hattrick in the Manchester Derby since Erling Haaland, 9 minutes earlier"

"Manuel 4:27 Mon Sep 19 Can’t argue with that, pretty much all I’ve noticed from him is losing the ball and Iwobi totally lost him as he was ball watching for the goal today. Doesn’t look like he’s that keen on putting too much effort into getting back either, a bit Anderson-esque"

"NS, yea I did feel for my just-turned-18 twins when the pandemic broke. A couple of months of finally being allowed in pubs and it was all pulled from under them. What’s supposed to be the best years of your life suddenly turn to a bit of a shit fest as you’re isolated from friends and social l...

"White Pony 1:44 Fri Jun 24 The internet is no place for people with fragile minds. Not knocking this thread at all because some may have nobody to turn to but in general I believe stick with close and trusted friends in the ‘real world’ I’ve been there, didn’t go near any form of social med...