I cannot believe Southgate even mentioned Phillips. As if he is the fucking answer! To be experimenting at this stage is piss poor. He has no idea how to set the team up and get the best out of a decent set of players. A criminal waste of talent under a clueless and serial failure. We'll get out of ...

"Just been talking to a Spurs ""mate"" who's going tonight. He reckons he's gonna be cheering on City all night whatever happens despite the CL place. He reckons they all are. Should make for an interesting atmosphere. Fucking shocking if you ask me."

"What would be the “charge”? The burden of proof outside of a criminal court is “on the balance of probabilities” as opposed to “beyond all reasonable doubt”, hence why only criminal charges are brought before criminal courts."

OJ is toast

Femmental Shedam Fillyadelphia Organzola Mmmmmmm

"Pastille pickin' mama, Put them pastilles down.."

dax47988 4:10 Mon Feb 12 Great post. Spot on.

"Ronald Belford ""Bon"" Scott"

"A husband and wife own a sex shop. They go in to work one Monday and as the husband is reading the post realises they have a couple bills due that day. He tells his wife and she says: ""Monday's are usually slow. Go pay the bills and just head home for the day. I'll run the store if you make dinner...

Southgate’s selections are shocking. I can only think he is expecting Henderson’s shot to improve since he’s been practicing stoning gayers in KSA.

"The Pope falls desperately ill and is hospitalised. The doctors can't diagnose the problem, so they call in a world-famous specialist. After a careful examination, the specialist informs the Pope that the physical and mental pressures caused by his lifelong celibacy have finally taken their toll. U...

Get those Viagra eyedrops. . They make you look hard.

"A cowboy rides into a Western town and finds it deserted. He hitches his horse to the rail outside the saloon and goes in. The barman is polishing glasses behind the bar. ""Hi""ù says the cowboy ""mighty quiet in town""ù ""Yup""ù says the barman ""Everybody's at the hanging""ù ""The hanging?""ù say...

"Fair do’s, he got us to our first proper trophy in 43 years. But that doesn’t take away from the fact his management in the league has been in massive decline. Thanks Moyes but time to do one."

He'll be in the starting line-up when Paqueta is flogged off in Jan.

Stockport away 1996.

Great actor and leaves behind a great volume of work. RIP Micky son.

twoleftfeet 11:09 Thu Sep 28 25 years ago we were struggling with Emley Fucking Town!

Please let it be Lineker.?ü§û

We've been shit for well over a year. The new draught of players were supposed to upgrade and improve. It wasn't a fucking rebuilding project. Scamacca and Paqueta are decent proven players. Moyes and his system makes them and the whole team look and play shit. He's out of his depth now and needs to...

"Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady: What's that? Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. First Lady: Wher...

what a cսnt

Stubbo 10:03 Tue Aug 23 1+2= next level for us

Result. Now fucking play him Moyes.

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