So how do I get a 'jailbreak'?

Olympic Stadium?

Olympic Stadium?

Technophobe alert - what's a jailbreak?

Is it possible to download Kodi on an iPhone or iPad?

My first ever football match that I played in was a lot like my first time having sex. I ended up sore and bruised. But at least my dad came

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face

"I got pulled over by a police checkpoint yesterday. They said they were looking for a couple of racist attackers. I looked at my mate, he nodded - so I turned back to the copper and said 'ok, we'll do it...'"

"I went to see my doctor about my sex addiction earlier. ""Take your clothes off and lay down on the couch"" ""I beg your pardon"" she replied"

"I was licking out my secretary earlier, but stopped and said 'I can't do this to my girlfriend' ""Because you love her?"" ""No because her fanny stinks"""

Oi Sock Go fuck yourself x

I remember reading that joke in a 1982 edition of Laughter the Best Medicine in the readers digest

I saw James Acaster in a free event in front of about 30 people as he warmed up for the fringe. Quite interesting seeing a comedian perform for the first time and test jokes out. at one point He was half way through one and just stopped and said... yeah I thought that was a bit shit when I was writi...

You never credit people on the joke thread P. You post up and claim as you're own. Rookie mistake right there.

"Si, just because you and claret didn't like it don't mean it aint funny. A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman all walk into a bar. except there's no rabbi and no shaman and it's actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me. and the priest is my uncle and he's not a priest. My uncle molested m...

"What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak due to the tubes in his mouth."

Monk~koknee 5:22 Sat Aug 15 I love a good Anti Joke How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw acorns at her whilst screaming Jabbwocky is coming

Just finished SOA Not sure what I think of the final episode

These cunts on big motor bikes I'd like to IMPALE them on spikes I'd film on my phone As they painfully moan And then post it on Facebook for likes Reading a scary bed time story Of tales that are gruesome and gory

"Started watching Sons of Anarchy couple of weeks ago, very good series. Just starting series 3 now"

unbreakable kimmy schmidt Funny Netflix original series. Worth a watch

"An actress from Burnham on Crouch, Did rude things on the casting couch. So weathered and worn From ten years filming porn She could fit the couch in her front pouch Two ladies from Deepest Peru Were chatting as all ladies do"

"An actress from Burnham on Crouch, Did rude things on the casting couch. So weathered and worn From ten years filming porn She could fit the couch in her front pouch Two ladies from Deepest Peru Were chatting as all ladies do"

"An RC priest told a young lad, To drop his pants as he'd been bad Where should they go asked the boy - not to know 'over there, next to mine on the Rad' On a dogging site deep in the wood sat a cab driver up to no good"

That Silvio Berlusconi Deserves an Oscar or Tony For Using his Wonga To enjoy Bunga Bunga He makes our politicians look phoney On the internet looking things up I clicked on 'Two girls one cup'..