Some people need to try EXTRA HARD for attention because there is a huge VOID IN THEIR LIVES. Sometimes a NAME CHANGE does the trick. Other times WRITING IN CAPITALS will work. But make sure that you ALWAYS have some POINTLESS STATISTICS in your back pocket so that you GET THE ATTENTION you need to ...

Bending the rules massively with this one but i'd be interested to see what would have happened had Sol Campbell's (completely legit) goal NOT been erased vs Argentina in 1998. Holland probably would have done us in the quarters but you never know. Other than that i'd probably go for Stefan Kuntz in...

Thierry Henry's goal in the 2-2 in 2002. Without that goal out of the blue they aren't galvanized and we win the game. We then don't go on that horrendous run and we stay up. There is no fire sale of the crown jewels.

The female commentator is ex-Liverpool player Courtney Sweetman-Kirk.

"Russell is just like his old man, Ron."

"It just feels like there's a lot to like about the Coo this season. Lessons have clearly been learnt from last year. Whisper it quietly, but something very special might be about to happen."

What's the vibe been like in The Junction this week?

What's the vibe been like in The Junction this week?

"""No child should be told they are a boy/ girl"" We really are approaching the end times as a species. We're going backwards."

"Out of curiosity, does anyone know where we finished in the top flight in 1964, 1965, 1975 or 1980?"

"I've just looked at the state of the Scottish PL table. Only 4 have a positive GD. Celtic +80 and Rangers +56. Hearts on +6 and Motherwell on +2. The team that finished 3rd, Aberdeen, had a GD of -4. That's mental and a shame. Scottish football used to be half decent. Not their fault, it's the PL m...

southbankbornnbred 10:26 Mon Jun 5 Re: Moyes Out Allardyce would win a title with Celtic. ----------- Not saying it would or wouldn't happen... I've got absolutely no skin in the Rangers/Celtic thing at all. But that's one scenario i'd loved to have seen play out. To see Allardyce actually managing ...

"Yeah I noticed that too, how is that the main story given what happened at Wembley today? Seems crazy."

Why is Sullivan leaking this shit 2 days before the biggest game of the season. Twat.

"The European runs have brought in quite a lot of extra money into the club so Sullivan ain't going to sack the manager who has made that happen. I think that's the long and short of it, barring relegation. That's not to say I agree with it, but realistically that's the situation, surely?"

"For me it's the smugness of these people most of the time, rather than the sentiment. So pleased with themselves."

His tart is far from fancy!

If he wins the club's first trophy in 43 years he's not going to get the sack is he? And rightly so. Fucking hell.

"Doesn't Nuno play with wing backs? And his success at Wolves was when he played a purely counter attacking style. Successive 7th placed finishes as it goes IIRC. Then it started going tits up when he tried to 'transition' to a possession based style. We don't have wing backs. So that's gonna be a p...

"Nagel - Bilic and Bonds are both European. What has what continent they're from got to do with it? The point is that Pochettino is 50 and is arguably in the prime years of his managerial career (age-wise) and would be in the running for any top job that came up. Pellegrini certainly wouldn't be. Pe...

Nope. The appointment of Pellegrini is nothing like if they bring Poch in. Apart from them sharing the same initials.

"No chance they would go for Pochettino. They've never made an appointment like that. And anyway, this is the guy who said he would never manage Barcelona out of respect to his former club Espanyol. Doubt after being at Spurs he'll want to take the West Ham job."

It wasn't Luton's fans fault but the club still were docked 30 points in 2008. Should be no different for the bigger clubs. Don't believe the narrative that will be pushed saying not to punish the fans.

Even Maris has said no to being in it!

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