I've just bought an insanely expensive amp/streamer and ran out of light before I could plug my AV setup back in. Stuck for music I have Naim radio playing softly (it's nearly 3am) and have heard more jazz than I have ever heard before. It still sounds like my stereo is melting but in a nice, clear ...

I think anyone expecting something from today's game needs their bumps read. We've improved from corners and Rice did what we all know he can do, I managed to learn a new rule, you can be tackled outside the box and as long as you fall into it it's a penalty, and Nuno now knows that just because som...

Fucking hell we're all delighted with a manager who's had the players for 2 days and produced 45 minutes of good football. 

I'm not taking the piss as I am delighted too but it's easy to see why we feel so crushed too much of the time. Not exactly 'level-headed', are we?

I was too young to see Mooro play for us (dad took me instead to see him play for Fulham when they played Orient) but of all the great players I've seen play for us, if you asked me to drop one into the team NOW (at their prime obviously) to play alongside Jarrod I'd have to say Carlos Tevez. 

I can't watch the statement or rent a cսnt Simon Jordan but couldn't really miss Sullivan's latest spunk/bile/cobweb receptacle and her vapid 'when you've run a football club for 3 decades' utter, utter nonsense you get to the very nub of working for rich cunts like Sullivan (and I have personal exp...

It's ridiculous to make any kind of judgement after a 25 minute cameo with us being down to ten.

...as the silly spurs cսnt who started this thread knows full well.

JWP getting picked as a first 11 player is probably the single biggest reason I have lost my faith in Potter. Now that I hate his non contribution so much I tend to watch him more closely than is strictly healthy but he typifies that certain English player who has always played since he was a little...

Say what you like about that fucking poundshop Stalin cսnt (and we've all got a gut full of bile there) but he didn't choose to play Mr Opta stats 100% pass completed 2 yards sideways Prouse-Ward, did he? Nope, that's all down to Potter. As others have said, playing him and Tom in midfield is asking...

Zeb, it is lovely but one of the reasons I got it was for a bit of comfort. My old bones can barely tolerate an hour on a sports bike. Sports bike sales are on their arse as they are meant to be ridden by young people but it's only old cunts who can afford to actually buy them, so its a bit of a mis...

Now now ladies, we all know motorcycles are not for everyone. Why is it the same old posters that seem to give a fuck about how I live and what I do. I can assure you I couldn't give a flying fuck about you, what you drive, how big your house is, your politics, where you go on holiday, what you do (...

Thanks Alan. 

Maybe you should have a go at reading the highway code Stickleback before espousing your car driving genius on here? I'll help a bit if you like. Lane filtering is perfectly legal in the UK and so is going alongside the outside of traffic (into what some of you seem to mistake as the 'wrong' or 'onc...

Just been on a Brighton forum that's apparently going for a 'most adverts to cover a phone screen' world record and apparently and I think honestly they couldn't give two fucks about him leaving or where he's gone although one poster referred to us as 'wet sham' which I find quite hurtful and offens...

If Wilson wasn't susceptible to injury (isn't he 34?) he'd still be at Newcastle.  He's a very clever player (someone most of us swore the place down about us signing and it's taken two substitute appearances to completely turn us around) but I wouldn't give him a full game for a month or two if of ...

Can I take the lead and publicly declare that I am a knee-jerking knicker wetter? I really (typically West Ham) couldn't remotely see that coming and didn't even really want to spend some of my Sunday watching another capitulation. Life's too short. It's amazing the bump WHU can give your weekend af...

I knew that decent pre-season would bite us in the arse. He'd have loved to have bemoaned about how skint we are due to FFP, got a couple of cast offs on play as you play and cozied down to finish 17th. Sullivan has absolutely no shame. I remember him once saying that he'd make a great West Ham mana...

Found you! Hello nut-nuts and the very very very last people in Britain to STILL think Brexit was a good idea. Maybe we should get Boris back as mayor instead of Khan, he'd sort it all out, wouldn't he? please stay out of central London as it's like a lunartic asylum. Thanks. I guess you see London ...

Thanks Alan.

Thanks Alan. As usual I am no more interested in the club accounts as I am rummaging through a drawer at your house trying to find your gas bill. I've (very reluctantly) renewed which is all a bod should really have to do. If they can't service the debt and give the promised funds to Potter renderin...

Thanks Alan.

CS, I couldn't give a fuck about who it was originally based on but there again I don't actively look for reasons to get the hump about that sort of thing.  As for Steven Graham being 'Jamaican now' you do realise he's one of the best actors we've got, don't you? In fact if I come across a film or t...

Cherval, it's a bit of a leap thinking Adolescence is white working class male bashing, Steven Graham is a great working class dad who thinks his 13 year old kid is in his room playing video games. It could happen to any dad, working class or not. Cheers Jim, I will look at the behind the scenes stu...

I couldn't agree more mmg, Adolescence was fantastic. I sat down to watch one and ended up watching all four in one go which is really unusual for me.  What a feature of film making eh? Having done my fair share of shooting video I usually watch a program and work out how they shoot stuff but not he...