Just been on a Brighton forum that's apparently going for a 'most adverts to cover a phone screen' world record and apparently and I think honestly they couldn't give two fucks about him leaving or where he's gone although one poster referred to us as 'wet sham' which I find quite hurtful and offens...

If Wilson wasn't susceptible to injury (isn't he 34?) he'd still be at Newcastle.  He's a very clever player (someone most of us swore the place down about us signing and it's taken two substitute appearances to completely turn us around) but I wouldn't give him a full game for a month or two if of ...

Can I take the lead and publicly declare that I am a knee-jerking knicker wetter? I really (typically West Ham) couldn't remotely see that coming and didn't even really want to spend some of my Sunday watching another capitulation. Life's too short. It's amazing the bump WHU can give your weekend af...

I knew that decent pre-season would bite us in the arse. He'd have loved to have bemoaned about how skint we are due to FFP, got a couple of cast offs on play as you play and cozied down to finish 17th. Sullivan has absolutely no shame. I remember him once saying that he'd make a great West Ham mana...

Found you! Hello nut-nuts and the very very very last people in Britain to STILL think Brexit was a good idea. Maybe we should get Boris back as mayor instead of Khan, he'd sort it all out, wouldn't he? please stay out of central London as it's like a lunartic asylum. Thanks. I guess you see London ...

Thanks Alan.

Thanks Alan. As usual I am no more interested in the club accounts as I am rummaging through a drawer at your house trying to find your gas bill. I've (very reluctantly) renewed which is all a bod should really have to do. If they can't service the debt and give the promised funds to Potter renderin...

Thanks Alan.

CS, I couldn't give a fuck about who it was originally based on but there again I don't actively look for reasons to get the hump about that sort of thing.  As for Steven Graham being 'Jamaican now' you do realise he's one of the best actors we've got, don't you? In fact if I come across a film or t...

Cherval, it's a bit of a leap thinking Adolescence is white working class male bashing, Steven Graham is a great working class dad who thinks his 13 year old kid is in his room playing video games. It could happen to any dad, working class or not. Cheers Jim, I will look at the behind the scenes stu...

I couldn't agree more mmg, Adolescence was fantastic. I sat down to watch one and ended up watching all four in one go which is really unusual for me.  What a feature of film making eh? Having done my fair share of shooting video I usually watch a program and work out how they shoot stuff but not he...

Thanks Alan. Personally I think letting Emerson go would be a mistake. All the rest I would gladly let leave.

Hello chaps,  I  hope that you are all okay, and those that aren't okay are still clinging on to this big chunk of rock hurtling through space? We're (mainly) out of those miserable slate-grey skies and I am hoping you're getting at least 10 minutes a day with the sun on your face. Just checking in ...

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Of course Newcastle are bigger than us, they are a one club city. SJP is visible for MILES around, situated on a hill. I can't even think of an equivalent, Arsenal's new stadium in Trafalgar Square?

As many have said before me, who gives a shit?

Thanks Alan. I think UK football markets itself poorly when it  comes to the US.  The Premier League is famous around the world for its physicality. Watching telly abroad the ads for the PL show crunching tackles and the hundred  violent acts that occur during a  normal Premier League game. American...

'It's only the Caribau'. Oh, only the league cup that we've NEVER won?

I (and most of us) would be putting bunting in the windows if we were in Newcastle's position right now. Don't underestimate that cups importance and we need to kick the fuck out of them on Monday night.

COME ON YOU IRONS!

Thanks Alan. Even on a slow day we get to appreciate what a good boy Cressy is and has always been. 

Thanks Alan. 

Thanks Alan. Even on a slow Wednesday when you think everything to be said about the away win at Arsenal has been said, The Athletic pulls out a plumb. Brilliant, and obviously a labour of love on your behalf considering the scant praise you receive. I would hope a lot more posters read your daily a...

Cheers Alan. 

Jesus, does that old cսnt post on here? What a fucking car crash of a watch that was.

Surely there must be times when Arsenal TV go 'nah, let's not put that up, we all look like cunts'.

Apparently not!

Cheers Alan. As usual The Athletic piece was a lovely read, possibly the only one that gave us the credit we deserved.