Thanks Alan. As usual I am no more interested in the club accounts as I am rummaging through a drawer at your house trying to find your gas bill. I've (very reluctantly) renewed which is all a bod should really have to do. If they can't service the debt and give the promised funds to Potter renderin...

Thanks Alan.

CS, I couldn't give a fuck about who it was originally based on but there again I don't actively look for reasons to get the hump about that sort of thing.  As for Steven Graham being 'Jamaican now' you do realise he's one of the best actors we've got, don't you? In fact if I come across a film or t...

Cherval, it's a bit of a leap thinking Adolescence is white working class male bashing, Steven Graham is a great working class dad who thinks his 13 year old kid is in his room playing video games. It could happen to any dad, working class or not. Cheers Jim, I will look at the behind the scenes stu...

I couldn't agree more mmg, Adolescence was fantastic. I sat down to watch one and ended up watching all four in one go which is really unusual for me.  What a feature of film making eh? Having done my fair share of shooting video I usually watch a program and work out how they shoot stuff but not he...

Thanks Alan. Personally I think letting Emerson go would be a mistake. All the rest I would gladly let leave.

Hello chaps,  I  hope that you are all okay, and those that aren't okay are still clinging on to this big chunk of rock hurtling through space? We're (mainly) out of those miserable slate-grey skies and I am hoping you're getting at least 10 minutes a day with the sun on your face. Just checking in ...

Thanks Alan.

Of course Newcastle are bigger than us, they are a one club city. SJP is visible for MILES around, situated on a hill. I can't even think of an equivalent, Arsenal's new stadium in Trafalgar Square?

As many have said before me, who gives a shit?

Thanks Alan. I think UK football markets itself poorly when it  comes to the US.  The Premier League is famous around the world for its physicality. Watching telly abroad the ads for the PL show crunching tackles and the hundred  violent acts that occur during a  normal Premier League game. American...

'It's only the Caribau'. Oh, only the league cup that we've NEVER won?

I (and most of us) would be putting bunting in the windows if we were in Newcastle's position right now. Don't underestimate that cups importance and we need to kick the fuck out of them on Monday night.

COME ON YOU IRONS!

Thanks Alan. Even on a slow day we get to appreciate what a good boy Cressy is and has always been. 

Thanks Alan. 

Thanks Alan. Even on a slow Wednesday when you think everything to be said about the away win at Arsenal has been said, The Athletic pulls out a plumb. Brilliant, and obviously a labour of love on your behalf considering the scant praise you receive. I would hope a lot more posters read your daily a...

Cheers Alan. 

Jesus, does that old cսnt post on here? What a fucking car crash of a watch that was.

Surely there must be times when Arsenal TV go 'nah, let's not put that up, we all look like cunts'.

Apparently not!

Cheers Alan. As usual The Athletic piece was a lovely read, possibly the only one that gave us the credit we deserved. 

Thanks Alan. At last I can read your daily article without it being through my fingers holding my face! Amazing how a win like that can lift the spirits. It's important to remember that 'real life' West Ham is seen very differently when seen from the stands. There's more love shown for Potter (despi...

Big head, that's fucking rough and I wish you and your missus all good things in the future. Bill, yes okay there are always going to be people you feel are worse off than yourself but that in no way negates the pain YOU feel inside. It's not a race to the bottom after all. You have carried your los...

Stickleback, I'll raise you with drivers who don't know the simple highway rules. It's legal to 'undertake' in ANY vehicle (cars as well as motorcycles) if the car in the lane to the right is traveling slower than the speed limit. For example, if there's a car in the middle lane on a motorway doing ...

Thanks Alan, enjoyed watching yesterday's game. It felt like watching the old West Ham, the West Ham that doesn't always win but apply themselves with great energy and have a few players who are a joy to watch, stroke the ball around and have incredible close control. The kind of performance I used ...

https://www.richersounds.com/lg-oled65b42la/ A couple of hundred over budget but I had a Panasonic OLED 65" and loved it until I saw my brother's 65" LG OLED. It knocked mine for 6. Obviously I couldn't have that as I'm the older brother so I got a 77" LG G3! I've always said spend as...

Thanks Alan. What a miserable weekend eh? I froze my bollocks off watching that slo-mo rubbish. I'd have thought they'd have run around more if only to keep warm? I wonder if any of the players ever really think about the cost, travel and queueing arse-ache the average fan, particularly if he/she ha...

Thanks Alan.