Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

EVERTON vs WEST HAM UNITED (1500)
All about David Moyes. Away win. With luck. A lorra lorra luck.

IPSWICH TOWN vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1500)
Two favourites for relegation in August. How things change.  Draw.

MANCHESTER CITY vs BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION (1500)
Fly home, you Seagulls, there's nothing for you here. Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
A decent chance for the Saints. Also a decent chance for the visitors. Draw.

BOURNEMOUTH vs BRENTFORD (1730)
The Bees aren’t great on the road. Home win.


SUNDAY

ARSENAL vs CHELSEA (1330)
El Arse may have lost the will to live. In a footballing sense, of course. Les Bleux have climbed quietly up le table. Draw.

FULHAM vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1330)
Both these sides are stronger than you might think. Draw.

LEICESTER CITY vs MANCHESTER CITY (1900)
The Foxes are done. Away win.


League Cup Final

LIVERPOOL vs NEWCASTLE UNITED – WEMBERLEY (1630)
Should be a corker. Home win.

 

[fraser]

These cunts are all dying again.. 

[RBshorty]

Cringey Northern Wankfest.

Your’s.!

[El Scorchio]

Quality finish. They are going to do it. 

[Sir Alf]

Geordies totally deserving their 2 goal lead. They are pressing Liverpool so well forcing errors, giving them no time on the ball and winning that midfield as they did against us.  

Wheels falling off the Liverpool bus this week. Oh how we laughed ! 

[fraser]

This brings back memories 

[goose]

National holiday for the geordie peoples tomorrow?

As if any of them work………

[twoleftfeet]

Kilman never gave Isak a sniff. 

[El Scorchio]

I’m sure somehow they will find a way to gift a dodgy penalty. 

insane that no Newcastle player has scored at Wembley since the 70s. And they must have been in 5-6 finals in that time. 

[Sir Alf]

Good to see the Barcodes ahead. Been sharper, stronger in the midfield than Victimpool.  Deserved lead.

We could do with the pace, energy and physicality of their midfield 3: Bruno G, Tonali esp and Linton.  Having a monster like Burn has been the difference tho.  Always support a team outside those rich, breakaway 6 and their super league. I suppose its 5 really as Spurs are distant wannabes as they always were. 

[fraser]

Great header indeed, oh and their centre backs are defending the centre of the goal..not bad defending at all.

It's very clever from them because he's coming from outside the box. 
 

[twoleftfeet]

Abysmal marking, surely your 2 centre halves should be picking up Burn? 

[El Scorchio]

Fucking great header. Get in. 

[fraser]

Can't believe how fit the Newcastle players look after half of them were dying after they took the lead Monday 

[El Scorchio]

You need to stop giving him the attention he craves.

[twoleftfeet]

Has anyone heard from the Spurs fan? He will be gutted but no doubt they were robbed. 

[Fauxstralian]

Fulham having a great season.
Champions league not out of the question given the up & down form of Man City & Chelsea 
Anyone beating Tottenham is alright by me

After 70 years without a domestic trophy obviously it means more to Newcastle. To Liverpool it’s just another (minor) trophy 
Liverpool to win then. Probably with a penalty in there

[El Scorchio]

Spurs. Comedy. 
A brace from Sessignon even more comedy. 

Would love to see Newcastle cause an upset this afternoon. Only downside will be that bore Shearer going on and on about it afterwards. 

[fraser]

Should have had a penalty, shame. But he tripped him blatantly... Well done VAR 

[Iron Duke]

Ryan Sessegnon too.

[goose]

Oh dear! Spurs 2-0 down at Fulham.

no wonder chutney ferret & ladyboy have been quiet.

[El Scorchio]

Old firm derby was a cracker today. 

[El Scorchio]

Just popped the Wall Stoke game on seen as it's on Sky. FMOB the number nine who just came on couldn't be more Millwall if he tried. Looks like a fan who's been sent on. Short, tubby looking, in a kit that looks too small, socks round his ankles, looks like he sank 8 pints last night, tatted up and started a fight within 30 seconds. Wearing gloves as well. Not fitting the hard man act.

[Coffee one sugar]

Thanks, Mex. Sorry!

[Mex Martillo]

EVE v WHU Away
IPS v NFO Away
MCI v BRI Draw
SOU v WOL Away
BOU v BRE agree Home
ARS v CHE Home
FUL v TOT Home
LEI v MUN agree Away (correction needed Coffee you have MCI twice)

LIV v NEW Away

Thanks Coffee
 

[Coffee one sugar]

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