Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

EVERTON vs WEST HAM UNITED (1500)
All about David Moyes. Away win. With luck. A lorra lorra luck.

IPSWICH TOWN vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1500)
Two favourites for relegation in August. How things change.  Draw.

MANCHESTER CITY vs BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION (1500)
Fly home, you Seagulls, there's nothing for you here. Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
A decent chance for the Saints. Also a decent chance for the visitors. Draw.

BOURNEMOUTH vs BRENTFORD (1730)
The Bees aren’t great on the road. Home win.


SUNDAY

ARSENAL vs CHELSEA (1330)
El Arse may have lost the will to live. In a footballing sense, of course. Les Bleux have climbed quietly up le table. Draw.

FULHAM vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1330)
Both these sides are stronger than you might think. Draw.

LEICESTER CITY vs MANCHESTER CITY (1900)
The Foxes are done. Away win.


League Cup Final

LIVERPOOL vs NEWCASTLE UNITED – WEMBERLEY (1630)
Should be a corker. Home win.

 

[northbankfrank]

Just need the bin dipping grief monkeys to fuck up the Premier League for a clean sweep.

[zico]

Shows how much I'm not too bothered about modern football as I totally forgot it was on!!  Not a fan of either club but pleased for Eddie Howe as he now replaces Harry Redknapp as a quiz question answer on who was the last English manager to win a domestic trophy!  Alan Shearer will be grinning like a Cheshire cat more than usual tonight!

[boleyn8420]

Geordie Maggots or Scouse Scum, couldn't give a flying fuck either way

[Fauxstralian]

Newcastle were superb & haven’t seen Liverpool so poor … since the first game v PSG really
Should have been 3-0 really

Massive disadvantage for Liverpool not having Salah on the pitch today

[El Scorchio]

It means so much to them. Great scenes. Proper fans. Just like us. Minus the billionaire Arabs of course….

[Takashi Miike]

fair play to thunderbird eddie, could have taken the england job but stayed loyal

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[onsideman]

Personally hate Newcastle. Spurs of the North

Insufferable cunts... especially Shearer

Thuggery and shithousery all game, every game

Now we have to listen to days of fawning and romanticising

[threesixty]

nice to see them do it against them lot!

If only Scaloni wasnt such a decent sportsman...
 

[El Scorchio]

Quadruple 
Triple
Double
Single

Lovely stuff

[Keep dreaming]

Quadruple 
Triple
Double
Single

[Takashi Miike]

a billion pound sport officiated by moronic cunts

[El Scorchio]

It’s going to go mental if they hang on here. Absolute scenes. Really pleased for them if they do it. 

[Takashi Miike]

this referee is a proper wanker

[El Scorchio]

It’s so predictable what’s going to happen now. 

[Takashi Miike]

atwell borderline retarded, just showed the lines yet he's still delaying a decison. fucking cսnt

[goose]

2-1

VAR taking 5min to make a 30sec decision 

[El Scorchio]

This is a goal. 2-1. Cue an equaliser on the 11th minute. Game should fucking be over by now. 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Well if I had a choice it would be the Geordies to win rather than the insufferable cunts.

[Keep dreaming]

Agreed, 8 mins is laughable 

[El Scorchio]

8 mins injury time. What a fucking joke. Theres no way there’s that much. Fucking desperate for Liverpool to win. 

[Keep dreaming]

Slot commands hoofball into the box. Desperate. How lovely 

[El Scorchio]

Barcodes are the masters of shithousery for sure. So I cannot see the Victims getting any momentum as the game will be stop start for the next 20-30 mins

Much happier with them doing it today rather than Monday night!

[Takashi Miike]

so pleased for burn, if they get this done. in an era of cunts moaning/sulking when played out of position, he got on with it at LB, and is now thriving back in the middle. a great pro

[Sir Alf]

Barcodes are the masters of shithousery for sure. So I cannot see the Victims getting any momentum as the game will be stop start for the next 20-30 mins

[goose]

Tonali had been in great form of late, hopefully brings that form into the national team  

Newcastle will now all suddenly all start going down with ‘knocks’.