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What happened to these WHOisms?

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Pub Bigot
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What happened to these WHOisms?

Post Pub Bigot »

I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 

 
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Mike Oxsaw
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Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Post Mike Oxsaw »

Lee Trundle" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:17
Nurse Ratched" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:13 Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
Extremely childish, but it was funny.  I was always a black fonter before I was forced into joining up.
Black fonters, Friday slurps. What was not to like?

Facebook & Twitter/X have a lot to answer for regarding the demise of this site.
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Lee Trundle
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Nurse Ratched" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:13 Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
Extremely childish, but it was funny.  I was always a black fonter before I was forced into joining up.
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Nurse Ratched
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Post Nurse Ratched »

Oh, and 'Pint of bothered'
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Post Nurse Ratched »

Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
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Far Cough UKunt
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Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Post Far Cough UKunt »

Shut up Hairy, you tit

ag ag ag ag
Swiss.
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Post Swiss. »

Troy McClure , Tyler Durden, Zoltan ?

Fancy a bum 
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Post Monsieur merde de cheval »

Eerie Decent" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 19:55 "Shut up Hairy, you tit"

Forced him off the board, until he resurfaced as Ladysmith.
Bertie actually 
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Post Monsieur merde de cheval »

Pub Bigot" wrote: 17 Jun 2025, 19:16 I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 


 
 Manny is still here ...this place is all she's got
Eerie Decent
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Post Eerie Decent »

"Shut up Hairy, you tit"

Forced him off the board, until he resurfaced as Ladysmith.
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Thats standard these days.
A classic 😂
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Post mallard »

When someone at work raises a query, I’ll often ask if they’ve tried wiping their knob on the screen
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Capital Mong always made me laugh


 
Mad Dog
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Post Mad Dog »

I do still use "cսnt him in the bastard"  and "slurps" im day to day conversations
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Post Jaan Kenbrovin »

Koowee

What’s for lunch?

COKC  (cսnt off knob chops)

zoltan = cock
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Post stubbo »

SWTOC

SWTOCYFC (have I made that one up or was that a thing?
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cսnt him in the bastard, an old favourite of mine.
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swt
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Hot piss
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I always thought Cabbage's "Good Times" at the end of another piss take of H&P was worthy of recognition
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Grrrrrrrr
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Post Far Cough UKunt »

Bungo wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 05:45 Can't remember if it was WHO or another forum but I was always a fan of 'MLOM' (man lands on moon) when somebody excitedly posted something that they thought was hot off the press when it was in fact old news.😁



 
Or Bobby Moore has gone to Fulham.
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Can't remember if it was WHO or another forum but I was always a fan of 'MLOM' (man lands on moon) when somebody excitedly posted something that they thought was hot off the press when it was in fact old news.😁


 
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LOLOLITA - by Cliff Ette deserves a mention. 

I do miss Tom MY's daily whomail about how he was some well ard ICF and was going to fly across the global and "sort me out" he never did the old cսnt. 

I would also love it when someone would do the multithreaded take over protest and post the same thread on the 1st 5 pages. 

Tynan's vest

Slurps

Ged taking over and proceeding to ban anyone who disagreed with him causing site traffic to plummet 
 
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