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What happened to these WHOisms?

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Pub Bigot
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What happened to these WHOisms?

Post Pub Bigot »

I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 

 
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Nurse Ratched
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Post Nurse Ratched »

Frankie Pankie" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 18:45 Nurses very detailed profile with 50 quoted posts 
There was some sort of code glitch that made it unreadable in the end. I had to delete it. I loved those tributes.
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Post Frankie Pankie »

Nurses very detailed profile with 50 quoted posts 
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Nurse Ratched
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Post Nurse Ratched »

TastEy right hook.

Also, Whispering Rasta.
Rubble again
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Post Rubble again »

'Take your eyes out with a spoon' - was that Tumblweed or Tipsy McStagger?
The Network was mentioned earlier, was that the (supposed) twins who came out with all sorts of bollocks  - from New Zealand, I think.
And 'tasty right hook'.
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stubbo-admin
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Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

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Nurse Ratched" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:13 Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
We did poll for the return of Anon/Black Font posting...general view was against. Imagine moderation of such a feature would probably be a nightmare in this day and age of offence.

Maybe some kind of cordoned off, unmoderated, Anon-only posting area (Off Off Topic/ WHO Wild West) could work for those wishing to be 'creative')...with everyone under a veil of anonymity.

Hmmm....
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Post honky cat »

It's not a WHOism but there used to be some deranged thread called "The Network" 
Fuck knows what was going on in the "network". but it might be nice if it came back to keep demented posters happy 
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Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

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Lee Trundle" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:17
Nurse Ratched" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:13 Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
Extremely childish, but it was funny.  I was always a black fonter before I was forced into joining up.
Black fonters, Friday slurps. What was not to like?

Facebook & Twitter/X have a lot to answer for regarding the demise of this site.
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Lee Trundle
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Post Lee Trundle »

Nurse Ratched" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 16:13 Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
Extremely childish, but it was funny.  I was always a black fonter before I was forced into joining up.
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Oh, and 'Pint of bothered'
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Black font shenanigans were the best of times. 

"I'm sorry, I forgot to say I'm gay"

Who was it we used to torment with that line?
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Far Cough UKunt
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Post Far Cough UKunt »

Shut up Hairy, you tit

ag ag ag ag
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Post Swiss. »

Troy McClure , Tyler Durden, Zoltan ?

Fancy a bum 
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Eerie Decent" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 19:55 "Shut up Hairy, you tit"

Forced him off the board, until he resurfaced as Ladysmith.
Bertie actually 
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Pub Bigot" wrote: 17 Jun 2025, 19:16 I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 


 
 Manny is still here ...this place is all she's got
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"Shut up Hairy, you tit"

Forced him off the board, until he resurfaced as Ladysmith.
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Post munkyfunk »

Thats standard these days.
A classic 😂
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When someone at work raises a query, I’ll often ask if they’ve tried wiping their knob on the screen
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Capital Mong always made me laugh


 
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Post Mad Dog »

I do still use "cսnt him in the bastard"  and "slurps" im day to day conversations
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Post Jaan Kenbrovin »

Koowee

What’s for lunch?

COKC  (cսnt off knob chops)

zoltan = cock
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SWTOC

SWTOCYFC (have I made that one up or was that a thing?
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cսnt him in the bastard, an old favourite of mine.
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swt
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