Max Kilman

[Eerie Decent]

This lad is a real problem.

At £40mil, it's getting to the point of worst ever signing territory. The worst crime in football is hiding, centre back is probably the one position you can half get away with it, but not for too long. Shirks taking responsibility, who imo makes him worse than Mavropanos, at least he fronts up, which can lead to mistakes. Kilman doesn't, so it doesn't get highlighted.

We've obviously got a massive overhaul in the summer, but for me, he is the biggest problem in our team and we need to cut our losses if we can. It took a while to spot, because he hides, but you can't fool people for too long. Wolves fans told us, some wouldn't have it, but they were dead right. Absolute fraud of a player.

[Lee Trundle]

For my money, our worst signing of all time. 

 

I struggle to think of a worse one.

[southbankbornnbred]

When he leaves West Ham, in around 2031, it should become a local bank holiday.

Like Independence Day.

[southbankbornnbred]

He can’t run.
He can’t tackle.
He can’t head.
He can’t jump.
He can’t mark space.
He can’t man mark.
He’s painfully slow.
He turns like an oil tanker.
He has no awareness.
He’s not strong for his size.
He’s not brave.
He has no leadership.
He’s not a threat at set pieces.
Except to our own team.

He’s the worst £40m footballer I’ve ever seen. Anywhere. And he’s on 100k a week for another six seasons because of the fucknuts who run this place.

Genuinely, I’d like to know what we “thought” we were buying.

For my money, our worst signing of all time. Truly, calamitously hopeless. And a reflection of everything that has been wrong at the club in recent years.
 

[Percy Dalton]

Dawson he ain't more like Strodder.

[zico]

Awful just awful, for the money spent it's absolutely scandalous.  Was he any good at Wolves or is it a case of another player turning to shit when joining us?  I'd play Soucek at centre back instead, at least Tomas would put his body on the line.  Throw in the god awful Todibo as well.  Remember hearing from somewhere we had signed a special player in Todibo, is that as in needs?!  I am sure we bought the wrong player, the guy we must have been after is playing somewhere else right now and we are left with this sorry excuse for a defender.  The two of them are worse than Callum Davenport and Gary Breen.

[Lee Trundle]

He'd be the last player on the team sheet for me.  And I'd have gone through the U21's and U18's squads before I would then have to call on him.

[Takashi Miike]

makes Upson look like Ron Harris. a cowardly cսnt

[Nick QQQ2]

Another totally weak performance from this snowflake.  The geezer has absolutely nothing about him.  Isn’t mentally or physically strong enough to play at this level add to that his general technical ability and pace is also way below what you need and you have a terrible CB.  We won’t get 10m for this bloke

[Swiss.]

Great admirer of Glazner. We should have got him when we had the chance but doubt our owners even heard of him even though his Frankfurt side knocked us out of the EL semis ...thanks Cresswell. For him to be in for Kilman seems strange and poor judgement. Lets hope it's true. 

btw I think Glasner has not signed a new contract. He could be off to a big club and this is not his signing request.  

[Lato]

Tobido on a level par with him!

[Gary Strodders shank]

I live just down the hill from Crystal Palace and can deliver him personally to Selhurst Park...I'll even chuck in a complimentary jerk chicken lunch deal... it's very good around these parts so maybe Antonio can come along for the ride as well...

 

Make sure you drive though OK?

I'll get my mate to drop him off in his dial a ride bus if you Iike.

It would be kind of ironic considering how we were taken for one in paying 40m for him

Wolves should get that transfer fee confiscated under the proceeds of crime act.

[Billy Blagg]

I live just down the hill from Crystal Palace and can deliver him personally to Selhurst Park...I'll even chuck in a complimentary jerk chicken lunch deal... it's very good around these parts so maybe Antonio can come along for the ride as well...

 

 

Make sure you drive though OK?

[Gary Strodders shank]

Do we have to pay Wolves a sell on ?



 

Prob another payday for Devo's Maidenhead 

They don't appear to of invested it too well so far what with being relegated from the NL.

[Eerie Decent]

Do we have enough PSR wiggle room to pay them enough to take him?

[honky cat]

Do we have to pay Wolves a sell on ?


 

Prob another payday for Devo's Maidenhead 

[Gaffer58]

10 million max, so along with his wages etc then an astute bit of business.

[pulhampete]

I'm volunteering to drive Kilman to Palace.

 

 

I'd give the useless twat a piggyback there if it helped shift him on!

[Gary Strodders shank]

Do we have to pay Wolves a sell on ?

The worst transfer deal for a defender that I can recall.

I can't remember one single decent performance and no redeeming features.

The polar opposite to Dawson who's stock was low cost next to nothing and produced time and again in both boxes.

Never let us down as far as i know 

[eusebiovic]

I live just down the hill from Crystal Palace and can deliver him personally to Selhurst Park...I'll even chuck in a complimentary jerk chicken lunch deal... it's very good around these parts so maybe Antonio can come along for the ride as well...

[goose]

We aren’t that lucky 

[Eerie Decent]

Obviously we would all drive him there because we watch him every week, but how the mighty have fallen, with the press linking our 1st team regulars to Crystal fucking Palace.

[Far Cough UKunt]

I'm volunteering to drive Kilman to Palace.

[El Scorchio]

First one mainly seen as Sullivan obstinately wanted Lop so it probably would have been a bit of a fuck you to Stiedten- worked out well eh. Unless he also happened to have a ‘friendly’ agent. 

[Mike Oxsaw]

I still can't make any sense of Sullivan sanctioning this transfer under such ludicrous terms unless:

1. It was a non-negotiable condition of Loopy-Lou signing, or,
2. It involves well stuffed, tax-evading brown envelopes discretely hidden behind the left luggage lockers at Victoria coach station on a regular basis, or,
3. All of the above.

From a football perspective, it's clearly absolute pants.

[honky cat]

You know he'll go there and be amazing.
It's the west ham way.