WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
18%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Crassus 11:48 Sun Sep 30
Birds Football
Just about sums it up - different game, for the dykes and squealies

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45699428

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gph 10:10 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
Should've know you'd take the Romans' side...

Crassus 10:05 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
gph
'racing across the battlefield, scything down blokes with the swords attached to the wheels'

Red haired bitch and you know from your years of posting, red hair = smells of piss

Next?

BRANDED 10:00 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
Mixed footy could be quite fun to watch

gph 9:58 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
Don't you want women to have a distraction from racing across the battlefield, scything down blokes with the swords attached to the wheels of their chariots?

Crassus 9:49 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
Blimey

I see the issue of birds football has widened

On that theme, I ask you, is there a single birds version of any sport even vaguely watchable from individual merit?

Sure, if we are playing blind bird marbles in the bean flicker games, I want us to trounce the Bosch/Septics - on a point of principle, but really?

Sport is a man thing, passive war, male protagonists watched by males - birds wash the kit and make the tea

Peterboroughiron 6:59 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
Mixed professional football will never happen and the reason is quite simple the ladies like 99.9% of men will never be anywhere near good enough

goose 6:20 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
this is what i was talking about:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4389760/USA-women-s-team-suffer-5-2-loss-FC-Dallas-U-15-boys.html

Biggie Biggs 5:18 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
goose 12:44 Mon Oct 1

It was the Australain womens team and they lost 7-0

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-womens-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html

the coming of gary 5:18 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
in CHESS, women have their own world championship, but are also allowed to compete in the men's
.

Far Cough 4:34 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
hacko, Diane McFlabbot will have that sewn up

hacko 4:31 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
They play football, rugby, cricket, boxing, wrestling.
When are they going to go in for Sumo wrestling?
That could be entertaining.

Fortunes Hiding 4:29 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football

angryprumphs 1:15 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football



Did she forget that she could use her hands?


I thought that,
but the number of times you see a wayward back pass and the keeper dives to stop it and uses hands is NEVER given as a back pass

ATBOG 4:27 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
They're better at synchronised swimming.

hacko 4:23 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
They're probably equal when it comes to show-jumping.

Alfs 4:17 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football

Not that bloke keepers ever make terrible mistakes. This happened yesterday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45701600

Worst Case Ontario 4:14 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
lowermarshhammer 2:08 Mon Oct 1

1 Snowy owl

2 Crow
5 Emperor penguin
6 Osprey
3 Blue jay

7 Red-tailed hawk
8 Bald eagle (C)
4 Ostrich
11 Hummingbird

9 Falcon
10 Vulture

The Prawn 4:08 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
What a very credible article

gph 3:51 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
When I was in the last year of Juniors, one of my mates tackled Trevor Brooking*, who took our PE class as a one-off...

... it seems that the boys beating** the Women's World Champions falls into the same bracket.

*who held back, obviously not wanting to send a ten year-old flying in a full-blooded tackle

**in an informal kick-about, just before an important game for the women

Dan M 3:39 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
They didn't really.

https://www.90min.com/posts/4833646-some-people-think-it-s-funny-that-the-usa-women-s-national-team-were-apparently-beaten-by-u15-boys

BigLump 3:29 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
And given that the world's 'best' female team did indeed get trounced by an U15 American college team shows exactly where the ability level lies.

Why do certain people need to keep pushing women into the equation.

Most sports women have a massive disadvantage the chaps - its a biological/physical fact,

The closest I can see women to men is possibly something like darts, or even possibly tennis.

scott_d 3:27 Mon Oct 1
Re: Birds Football
It's just as well that there is no shit football or horrendous mistakes in the mens game.

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