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Alfie
3:34 Sun Sep 29
Re: Miserable feckers
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Doyou ever wonder what it must be like to have a pair of tits?
Run for a bus: they ululate about like buoyant packets of uncooked mince upon your chest.
Have a pony: youve got a couple of sacks of tit fat to contend with.
Try to do archery: youve got to angle your pose around the chebs.
Have a relaxing lay down: youve got to shuffle about into a tit friendly position.
Try to do the catter piler in a breakdance battle:your tits are going to fuck it right up.
Be in a car crash: your tits may act as an extra cushioning bouncy tit safety mechanism in addition to the cars airbag - to prevent you smashing your face in so that you look like a welsh coal miner.
I personally would love to have tits , and would bang my knockers out whever possible, like bankrupt Jordan in a Southend nightclub
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