Turpinator 5:01 Thu Feb 27
Silly Stories that cheer you up
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With so much doom and gloom around I'll start it off with this one.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-51639676/sydney-baboons-go-on-the-run-before-vasectomy
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Troy McClure
6:18 Fri Feb 28
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I once pulled a dusty old jigsaw puzzle off my brothers wardrobe, wrapped it up and stuck under the Christmas tree for him
Christmas morning comes and he’s there shaking it and moaning to me that he’s too old for fucking puzzles
Then he ripped it open, looked up at me and said I’ve already got this one!
Maybe you had to be there ...but I was crying with laughter for about an hour
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ironsofcanada
5:44 Fri Feb 28
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Stop the presses. Branded likes made-up stories.
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BRANDED
5:39 Fri Feb 28
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Gank’s was better. It had layers.
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ironsofcanada
5:35 Fri Feb 28
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When I was really young my dad used to read me the Asterix books verbatim.
My mom told him to change it up a bit when she got a call from the school about her normally polite darling boy talking about orgies like they were just big parties with lots of food and drink.
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riosleftsock
5:29 Fri Feb 28
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Mex - ag ag
"My beloved cunt"
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Mex Martillo
5:25 Fri Feb 28
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My funniest autocorrection error was, a colleague complained by email that someone working with me had not done what was needed for the project. I replied, That I would see if I could get them to do the work by applying some genital pressure.
It was meant to be gentle pressure, but came out much better with the autocorrection.
Gank is a weird fucker, but he is funny.
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Turpinator
4:53 Fri Feb 28
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Here's the rogue chickens.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/gang-of-100-feral-chickens-terrorising-jersey/
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JonWHUFC
4:53 Fri Feb 28
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Gank's one just made me burst out laughing in my very quiet office
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ironsofcanada
4:41 Fri Feb 28
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Greenie
That made me chuckle.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
4:36 Fri Feb 28
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In my family it's treated the same as 'The fishing trip'
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riosleftsock
4:35 Fri Feb 28
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MPI
He was a gentle giant.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
4:34 Fri Feb 28
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riosleftsock 1:51 Fri Feb 28
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..With ganks dad.
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greenie1
4:31 Fri Feb 28
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Joel Douglas, son of the actor Kirk, was performing at the Comedy Store and getting increasingly frustrated by the audience reaction. He started shouting: "Do you know who I am?, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" At which point someone in the crowd stood up and said: "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son." Then someone else stood up, and claimed they were Kirk Douglas's son, and so on.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
2:41 Fri Feb 28
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lowermarshhammer 11:37 Thu Feb 27
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..meanwhile that same year, my younger brother threw up on the Wurlitzer at Mannings.
Cheese roll and wotsits if you are asking. Absolute Stench.
centrifugal force is not the friend of the passengers in the same car as me and my mate were. (Only saving grace, I was wearing a cagoul.
Later we caught the eye of some girls on the front who went from flirty looks as we approached to abject disgust as soon as we got in smelling distance.
My brother was the opposite of a fanny magnet for me in my formative years.
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Far Cough
2:11 Fri Feb 28
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My mate got nicked by OB, when asked his name, he said Joseph Gottlieb, (anyone who's ever played pinball machines, regularly, will know the significance of this name), then he was asked where do you live, mate said Golders Green, ok said OB, what road, after a brief pause, my mate said Golders Green road, your nicked says OB
Much mirth at the pub next day
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riosleftsock
1:51 Fri Feb 28
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gank 1:49 Fri Feb 28
We've all done it.
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gank
1:49 Fri Feb 28
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My father and I were masturbating in the woods together and we were caught by old bill. I expect some busybody grassed us up as there were loads of kids around.
The really funny part of this story is that dad got nicked and I didn't as I was underage!
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Sniper
1:24 Fri Feb 28
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Heard a story on the radio the other morning saying that there’s a gang of wild chickens terrorising jersey, and there’s no foxes on the island to sort them out!
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Darlo Debs
12:00 Fri Feb 28
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Joe C..never ...its my work.phone.
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Jonah Lomas
12:32 Fri Feb 28
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I was walking down King St in Green Park one day to get my lunch and a tradie was trying to get the wheel clamp off his car with an angle grinder.
I noticed a bloke on the other side of the road watching with interest as he started to cross over the road and he walked smack bang into a lamp post.
You could hear the clang over the top of the angle grinder.
The whole street burst out laughing.
Poor bloke completely ruined his PINK shirt with the blood from his nose.
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lowermarshhammer
11:37 Thu Feb 27
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My kid brother rode the Clacton Pier Whirlwind in 1982 and then promptly chundered.
My Dad proceeded to then use his (thankfully shoe cladded) feet to push the aforementioned vom into the sea making wise use of the gaps between the planks to do so.
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