That Letter to Zachery was one of the saddest things I ever watched but verygood

"A Manure ""supporter"" from Barking Got into a row over parking. Like a fool this faux Red said to the other ""You're dead"" And the mother of all riots , sparking The Two Ronnies are now both in Heaven Repeats are guaranteed 24/7"

Whilst pushing my kid on a swing I thought of a very odd thing But now Ive forgot My memory is shot See saw's empty my kid is missing Who is next on Celebrity deaths Whos now taking their very last breaths

An old tramp did whip out his willie And started to do something silly he was coughing and wheezing The weather was freezing And this silly billys willie got chilly The yids are not skillful or plucky To be honest they're incredibly lucky

"A DJ, whilst spinning some wax Turned up his sound system to max Ear drums did pop And birds started to drop Twas even heard in Tibet by some yaks Wolves today will get their come-uppance Their players are barely worth thruppence"

And Sauls unfinished one There is something wrong with my computer I think Im gonna have to reboot her My knobs wiped the screen And to browse I am keen Looks like Ill just have to shoot her

And Sauls unfinished one There is something wrong with my computer I think Im gonna have to reboot her My knobs wiped the screen And to browse I am keen Looks like Ill just have to shoot her

"An old man caused quite a bit of fuss After taking Viagra on the bus His incompetance pants burst And to make matters worse Caused a flood of stale urine and puss FACT!, old Rafa hes back on the dole A knowledgeable footballing soul"

My mateÔøΩs just opened a shop in Israel selling beds for toddlers and babies Hes called it Judas's Carrycots

His tactics and football are vile And the reaction of the press makes me smile But at least he is gone And the stench lingers on And the fish heads are heaped in a pile Little Bournemouth they came and scored four Is it time to show Bilic the door

PS Ed Balls is an odious man And his seat may gone down the can

I am truly just thrilled to pieces That we have two talented Reeces Weve had Ravels Kevs and Marks Some dull and bright sparks But these Reeces are a talented species

When attending a swinger's party in the Kazakh city Almaty That Borat was there With Pamela Anderson I swear And the fun was just wholesome and hearty There was a young woman from Brussels With hyperactive vaginal muscles

Fresh from the arctic a walrus Once applied to be part of a chorus But when he heard ÔøΩBig Sam outÔøΩ The fish-head eating lout Just gave up ÔøΩcause his footballÔøΩs too cautious Young Bob turned on his T.V And was amazed to see Formula E