To the tune of 'Sussudio' by Phil Collins There’s this player that’s been on my mind All the time Ju Ju Julio oh oh Now we all love to sing his name And I think he likes us just the same Ju, Ju Julio oh oh Oh if he called me, I’d be there I’d come running anywhere He’s all I need, all my life Feel s...

11) Igor Julio had many troubles growing up and spent a large part of his earlier career playing in the prison leagues of Brazil (hence the reason he has so many tattoos). Whilst in prison, he built up a tough reputation. According to Analytics United, Julio, currently holds the Brazilian national r...

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑03 Sep 2025, 23:10 (10) Holds the Guinness world record for having his name mistaken with other world greats such as Julius Caesar, Dame Julie Andrews and DJ Judge Jules. 

 

Eerie Decent" wrote: ↑31 Aug 2025, 13:33

Jean-Luc Paul Goddard" wrote: ↑20 Jul 2025, 15:32 Aguerd didn't have an injury. He had the flu, which a lot of people get in December. It doesn't last for weeks, so yeah, he made a "miraculous" recovery.

FLU again?

"Ffs, I've Logged in to see transfer news and everyone is doing Cornet puns.. "

Sorry, you can blame me for starting the Cornet puns.

I'd like to think I'm quite good at them, though.

Not that I'd blow my own trumpet, or anything.

6ft 2

Eyes aren't blue.

Soungoutou is after you.

la la la la,

la la la 

la, la !!
 

It's a shame Potter couldn't work some magic to get a tune out of Cornet.

"Timber is often injured, it's a big NO from me."

That's because he's always being chopped down by the opposition.



 

WW are starting with a CB called Agbadou.

I can see it now - Bowen steams into their box Agbadou shoves him over - ref points to the spot and we score.

Our away support then all start to sing

'Aggg Baaa Dou,Dou,Dou'

'Push our player, penalty'!

'Ag Ba Dou,Dou,Dou'

'Push our player, penalty'!



 

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 15:48 Sullivan is too tight to fly him down, he'd have to get his own Cab.

Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 15:45

SUM A DING WONG" wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 15:34

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 14:47

All these Hackney rumours are getting on my wick.

Don't feel so downs  about it

He could be central to us being a decent team

We’ll have a MARE if he’s no good. 

 

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 14:47

dealcanvey wrote: ↑26 Aug 2025, 14:46 Apparently we have bid for Hackney aswell!

 

All these Hackney rumours are getting on my wick.

I agree with what all of you have  been saying, with regards to our board and it’s absolute incompetence. But, with regards to Kudus, I have it on very good authority that he has been living on a housing complex in Waltham Abbey, the whole time he’s been with us. I wouldn’t mind betting he’s been ey...

Why the fuck are West Ham supporters, discussing some sulky shitcunt of a player,on the merits of whether or not, he is better off going to either one of those dirty stinking shitcunt clubs. Fucking hell - this place really has turned into KUMB. It was an absolute fucking disgrace last season,  with...

Onyadika has the sort of name we have to go after.  🤭 Who knows if he would be a success? What is his profile? Young, athletic, stamina, physicality but able to pass accurately and a good attitude, plays for the team not himself. Thats what we need in centre mid. In fact we need 2 one a cdm and the...

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑26 Jun 2025, 10:55

zebthecat wrote: ↑26 Jun 2025, 10:51 Moorfields is definitely the best place in the country you could have been treated.
Hope all is well and you recover quickly.  

Probably the best place in the world?

Moncurs Putting Iron" wrote: ↑26 Jun 2025, 09:10 Aloof Cornea.

Tomsdad wrote: ↑10 Dec 2024, 18:29 They're like a young Hall and Oakes!

I’ve just noticed that C.Chaplin scored for Ipswich at home v Bournemouth.

I bet that silenced the away support.

 

Manuel wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 12:58

SUM A DING WONG" wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 12:39 Jean Clair To be sacked  or not to be sacked.

That is the question.

That's a case for Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

, wrote: ↑08 Dec 2024, 12:09 Alive but unlikely to be kicking. Sounds like a career ending event.

Wish him well.

 

Jean Clair To be sacked  or not to be sacked.

That is the question.

“Jean-Clair Taekwando“

I’m thinking more - Jean Claude Van DAMME why did he have to go and whack the manager and cause all this bollocks.


 

We all know Antonio’s limitations and the frustrations that he brings to us.   Whether it be saying silly stuff on a podcast, or going over to Jamaica to smoke reefers, er, I mean, play football, when he should be here at West Ham. But, he’s also contributed a lot of really good stuff that’s made up...

Under Moyes this is one of those games where we might dig in, ride our luck and get something after fully expecting to lose   Yep. I agree. There was always a possibility of a win at any game with Moyes. And the more likely possibility of a pasting to be fair. But under Lop there is little hope. We...