"If football was sufficiently popular in Milton Keynes, then the ""organic"" local team, Milton Keynes City, would've become a proper club, and all the shenanigans over Wimbledon would never have happened. Instead, said shenanigans helped finish off MK City"

"Since there are now many different manufacturers of both, the question isn't so simple. The best of Bourbons beats the best of Custards, and the worst of Bourbons beats the worst of Custards. But the best of Custards beats the worst of Bourbons. But I eat these biscuits so rarely I can't remember w...

He's a remarkably good player for someone so clearly in physical difficulty. But what's between his ears can only compensate so much for what's between his thighs and shins. If he can communicate what's between his ears he might make a good coach.

"""Roberto, who can operate as a right-back and as a midfielder"" Thank fuck for that. I don't think I could ever face another goalkeeper by that name... Thanks, Alan"

"Even Leicester knew it was a fluke when he won the League. If Tottenham hadn't gone all, er, Spursy*, it wouldn't have happened. That's why they sacked him so soon after. I don't have to not speak ill of the dead. He's only retired *Thank fuck they did"

May well be a success when he has the players to go with his principles. But there's no way he'd be given this chance after Burnley if he'd been a run-of-the-mill player

"Of course not - Nutsin would split the kid's head in two, and proudly boast he'd saved the apple."

"We have got Lopetegui nailed down, haven't we?..."

I really hope he scores a worldy in the near future...

At points Kudus attracted the attention of three or even four City players and retained possession before passing to a team-mate. No side can let so many players be pulled out of position and maintain their shape. City got away with this because we don't know how to exploit the space opened up. They...

"Can't remember which year it was, but Gentile 10:52 Sat Nov 4 Re: Go down Praying we go down. They have ruined our club and history."

"I never, ever want West Ham to lose. But when we lost at Sunderland in 1980, I did find a lot of consolation in the fact that it stopped Chelsea from being promoted. The FA Cup softened the blow a bit, too..."

"Earthy's goal impressed me, too Striker's instincts should be present throughout the team. He's got better instincts than most of the actual strikers we've had over the years"

Please delete I'm going to put it in the right place (When WHO gives me the chance)

Striker's instincts should be present throughout the team. He's got better instincts than most of the actual strikers with had over the years

"I've posted about Nutsin about 30 times in the last year, almost all in reply to him addressing me. Since you're too stupid to work this out for yourself, Nutsin: People who are desperate to appear important enough to be stalked come across as friendless dolts. No-one's stalking you. That's just th...

"8. Where to see Kim Kardashian's silhouette and rear? Hoot wildly (5,5) Hair dresser doesn't even fit..."

I find Nutsin mildly amusing. A thick man who thinks that boasting online about his supposedly wonderful life proves he's not dense always raises a smile

Glad I no longer have to point out what an utter wanker Nutsin is. What took the rest of you so long?

"I'll laugh if he ends up back with Leeds, without ever looking any better than he was with us"

"'Lo, Pete guy! *cringes at self*"

"""How did the ref not give a free kick and dish out a yellow for Kudus being dragged back?"" Maybe he hates Moyes' counter-attacking tactics..."

Didn't we lose 2-0 to Sunderland in a disgracefully unprofessional result after the Cup Final in 1980? Completely let down Chelsea and destroyed their promotion hopes. I disregarded that result...

I'm inclined to disregard yesterday's result. No-one (sensible) would be complaining had we gone through on Thursday and had exactly the same outcome against Palace. But we expended roughly the same amount of energy not going through as we would have done if we had turned it around. Which is not to ...

Best team in South London after the best team in Germany? Hmmmm