I always wanted to learn piano, l saw a Yamaha pianora 15 in a junk shop , worked perfectly, in three months l have learned , Fur Elise , passacallia, ( l can’t go from one end to the other because l only have five Octaves but can do the rest  ) ,adagio bwv 974, but really struggling with nocturne (...

“Spursey”

Aden Hizzard

Gorden theQueen

"Just checked the label on my one , it’s also in sage , didn’t know they were called that colour and didn’t know they were Alpha as it states on the label , Jacket Flight Mans intermediate MA1 Alpha !, stuff you learn !"

"@both Gary’s, are they originals,?, normally tell by the white US airforce patch in one of the pockets ,!"

I had one with ‘Leftly brothers’ on the back !

"Anyone have one of these, apparently original MA 1s are worth a fortune, l got my first from the Manns store !"

Lab you’re probably thinking of Janice long .

Quiz inquisitor Michael Miles On Take Your Pick he was all smiles. Especially when Monica Rose After the show would be touching her toes And sometimes her face even touched the tiles An unfortunate chap found asylum on a barge Shouldn’t of been there said Nigel Farage

"Charlie is a good friend of mine , he’s a very decent bloke , comes from Plaistow, likes a drink but that doesn’t make him a bad person l could write a book about him l don’t think he was driving the boat though !"

"Spurs have had a case by the Times come to light, when they transferred Jermaine Defoe they are said to have used an unlicensed agent in 2010 , same case and time as what Leeds and Luton were deducted 10 points , please let it be true !"

This Saturday I’m going to B&Qs and will be taking the Shed !

"@mikeOxsaw , The Aeroflot Arena with one of the crossed hammers taken out and replaced with the airlines Hammer and sickle!"

"@RM10 l remember that day not because l went to Tottenham but l was at st,Pancras or King’s Cross wherever early morning and we were all mobbed up waiting to go to Sheffield Wednesday ,l was so excited then the announcement came over the game was off ,snow l think long time ago now, l was absolut...

And still the only ones to win it !

"Let’s do it , ask any Newcastle fan on a champions league night do they feel guilty or Jorden Henderson when he hears the fans booing at the same time his principals and bank account are going in different directions!"

If wales had played England instead of Argentina they would massively upped their game and probably beat them and then lost the next one !

Will you be taking her up the isle ?

"It probably was dick , only went there a few times we found once you were there that was it , if you wanted to leave you had to try and get a taxi , whereas Hornchurch or Brentwood you could walk to another pub !"

"Never been on a dating site ,one of my old hunting grounds was the cricketers in Hornchurch, you couldn’t help but chat up some poor let down middle aged sex starved divorced and lonely lady in there, how sad l was to drive past it last night and it is all boarded up !"

"Playing the current European champions will be tough, Man City will just have to cope with it though!"

"@JAC when l was a teenager me and my mate went around Europe ,anyway we were in Marseilles around the port , stayed in some ramshackle hotel , left early in the morning couldn’t wait to get out , looked at the map next stop Cassis didn’t look too far on the map , we thought we could walk it wit...

"An old city banker called Max, Was walking down Simmery Axe ‘‘Twas a lady at number seventy Who used to give him his remedy And didn’t even charge him tax If we don’t show Lingard the love We can’t call him the guv’,"

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