Mr Kenzo 10:40 Mon May 24
Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds 'to marry next summer'
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Congratulations Boris, July 2022 is the date
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Nurse Ratched
3:59 Mon May 31
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Including your post.
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eusebiovic
3:50 Mon May 31
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HUZZAH!
Bunny Boiler marries Unmade Bed to justify prenatal coitus in the eyes of the braying shit eating tabloid worshipping proletariat.
It's a veritable cornucopia of cuntishness all round.
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Coffee
9:20 Mon May 31
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BRANDED 9:58 Sun May 30
In this instance, your imagination does you no credit.
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Sven Roeder
8:15 Mon May 31
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July 2022? So .... another Boris lie.
Though its perfectly possible they WILL be getting married in July 2022. To other people
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BRANDED
9:58 Sun May 30
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How do you know bozza didnt shag a fat waitress in the bogs after the ceremony?
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cholo
8:53 Sun May 30
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Alex G
Maybe he's waiting for her to get cancer, similar to when he cheated on his previous wife?
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Alex G
12:10 Sun May 30
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Congratulations to Carrie Symonds, she's the first of de Pfeffel's wives that he hasn't cheated on.
Yet.
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terry-h
11:53 Sat May 29
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Boris and Carrie shock the nation and westhamonline.net by getting married earlier today at Westminster Cathedral.
The nation rejoices.
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Darlo Debs
1:03 Tue May 25
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You reckon you'd be too old to attract Boris? See never let it be said that agieng doesn't have its advantages.
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ChesterRd
12:49 Tue May 25
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No, I'm well past my prime. I'm sure there will be a queue around Tory Towers, perhaps Kazza will feel like living dangerously. Mr P always looks a right miserable bastard.
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Darlo Debs
12:45 Tue May 25
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You.thinking of applying for the post Chester?
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ChesterRd
12:43 Tue May 25
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So there will be a mistress vacancy coming up next year too.
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Any Old Iron
8:40 Mon May 24
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Oh, please lock this thread
Kenzo, what a cunt you are for starting it
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Hammer and Pickle
8:08 Mon May 24
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Very well indeed Debs.
I see James Purefoy was in the Netflix cyberpunk series Altered Carbon. Why would anyone want to identify as him?
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Darlo Debs
8:00 Mon May 24
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Apology accepted
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gph
7:57 Mon May 24
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When I think "antelope", I also think "elegant".
Until I think "gnu".
Sorry, Debs.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:54 Mon May 24
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The bastard offspring of a giraffe and a gnu?
Even Dulux will have trouble finding a colour on the spectrum for that.
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Cabbage Savage
7:49 Mon May 24
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Darlo Debs 7:47 Mon May 24
be kareful Debs
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Darlo Debs
7:47 Mon May 24
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Yourself?
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Darlo Debs
7:46 Mon May 24
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Ok thanks H&P.
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Nurse Ratched
7:45 Mon May 24
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FUCK!
OK, I've gone off this game.
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