"arsene, I don't iron anything, I'm talking about the iron on logos that get melted when you wash them."

"Whoops, delete por favor."

Iron on sticker thing like the Betway wotsit.*

I've ruined 2 fucking shirts and I used the lowest temperature with no drying.

goose 4:30 Tue Aug 27 Re: Oasis - let’s get the band back together. There’s gonna be some mightily annoyed millennials when they get hit on the head by a pint of piss at Wembley Stadium. ag ag ag We've all done it....erm

"Statement by WMP OB: Main article content News Published: 20:24 24/08/2024 ""Our investigation into a stabbing in Birmingham continues tonight, with detectives examining mobile phone footage showing the incident. We were called to Dudley Road at its junction with Bellefield Road shortly before 1.30...

"Trunds, you got a link for that attack, not that I want to see any blood but I see WMP OB put out a statement saying that there wasn't a child in the push chair but that the victim using the the push chair to carry his belongings? As if getting stabbed in the neck wasn't worth mentioning."

"Nothing wrong being labeled a pub band, the Blockheads who in my opinion were one of the tightest musically bands of all time, were essentially a pub band. Having said that, I don't think I've heard an Oasis song, are they any good then?"

Vintage Bintage ag ag ag

"It's not the amount of fanny that counts, it's the quality and in that regard, Sven is up there with Roger Vadim, the lucky bleeders."

RIP

Big Green Country - Neil Young

"Jack SON, have a great Birthday"

"Can't fix the clock because it would mess with the spacetime continuum, then you would have to get Doc's DeLorean to go back in time and fix it."

Cheers chaps

"Yeah, Go Compare Meerkat etc blah blah, I thought I'd get WHO's very own experts. Am currently with Virgin which has been OK but customer service is utter shite. Looking at Vodafone is that any good? Over to you good people?"

"""So you'll give the Devil benefit of law""? Yes I will give the Devil benefit of law for mine own safety sake"" Have to agree with the Lopetegui doom monger, that film is brilliant, one of my favourites of all time. Soldo's favourite as well."

Yeah imagine that and what was one of the first things that two tier Keir said he would do? Empty the fucking prisons of the cunts.

"I see there's a Manzes in my old stomping ground, Hoddesdon haven't tried it though"

"Pickle, what's with all the purple stuff in your recent posts? Have you just discovered Prince or something? ag ag ag ag"

"I remember Elwyn but didn't know this new chap, in any case RIP Alan Bolding."

"wd40, didn't Vardy tell one of the Spurs players to fuck off, as well?"

Skase re ray file mou

"Surf, Habeas corpus not being used then?"

"Who, Spongebob Square Foot Soucek?"