"Martell launch Barbie with downs to make its doll range more inclusive. It's a good thing, just wondering where will it all end and who else being left outt will be offended"

Tomshardware 11:33 Fri Apr 14 Re: For WHO's birders Saw my first Swallow of the year yesterday. Pleased for you Tom it would have been bad manners for her/him to spit it out.

"I'm not convinced the current tourists have it in them to protest. The demographic has changed since Burnley, the owners made sure of that. Looks like we're going down with a whimper. I can't those tourists turning up in the Championship, it's premier league football they want. I expect the bowl to...

The Thomas Crapper Bowl will be shit half full

Scotty Parker is on the sausage again.

"I am on caffeine free tea and instant coffee, although I still have a decent machine made coffee but not in the evening. There is caffeine free coke, but can't comment as don't drink fizzy drinks."

Dyche is ex Wall should fit right in.

"Allarderci has never been relegated, which will appeal to Sullivan"

"I agree Moyes is looking to get sacked so he doesn't get the blame for relegation on his CV ruining his reputation and wants the £7m compensation. Loads have done similar. Any manager with a decent record won't come as they also won't want relegation on their CV ruining their reputation. Looks lik...

Sullivan had Benitez contract drawn ready to sign before he got the call from RM so it will be him.

"All the best Ted, good to hear the NHS delivered for you, that sounds very nasty. Hoping things improve for you mate xx"

Paqueta will be mustard in the Championship.

I'm surprised there hasn't been more talk of marching/demonstrating. Sullivan still the problem. Kretinsky waiting to see what division we are in before committing to purchase. The buyout price clause will be a huge difference if end up in the Championship.

Morning Wood

RBshorty 3:29 Thu Nov 10 Which are you saying it's not good to have all your eggs in one basket or you shouldn't have your fingers in too many pies?

"Kretinsky hasn't said he will take up the option to buy. Times said he has £2.3bn power plants debts due to Ukraine War. Owners and investors come and go see biscuit baron's, Liverpool et al"

"Having said that for the 40% who have no side bad effects corticosteroids can be a sort of wonder drug apparently, however the odds are troubling."

"All the very best to everyone suffering here. I spoke with my consultant about taking corticosteroid tablets, he advised against stating that 30% get mania, 30% get depression and 40% ok. Some get suicidal thoughts, some dementia like symptoms many get better, some don't. Some got worse when treatm...

Lanzini didn't always thread the ball through https://youtu.be/sFk5XKEF-Ss

"I would play Antonio as right winger. That's where he played mostly at his best for Forest when we bought him. That's his best position always has been. He is not a striker. Bilic wasted him playing him at right back, then left wing, then moyes plays him left wing and striker. Bowen is not deliveri...

If this bloke doesn't sign soon we may as well Paqueta in now.

If this bloke doesn't sign soon we may as well Paqueta in now.

Stubbo 11:18 Sun Jul 24 Weirdo looking up to a sanctioned Russian Oligarch.

"67 wishing you better times ahead. If there's one thing I've learned over my 60+ years it's that life's full of ups and downs. The key is to hang on in there on the downs, because ups ALWAYS come eventually after downs. Stay positive for yourself and your loved ones."

"I'm not aiming to piss on anyone's chips, but I won't be wetting my dungarees just yet as I remember Julien Faubert look like Roberto Carlos on YouTube and even Real Madrid had their pants pulled down."