As my Palestinian neighbour keeps saying Dews ruin everything

Racism

Please.

If you own one of these types of dogs… including staffs etc there is an above 99% chance you’re a scum bag.

"I’d bet my wife and kid on you not having seen more than one full 90 mins of Mavropanos play, if that. Same for Kudus. That is a terrible starting lineup"

The Polish bloke caught stealing in Saudi Arabia Hans Lopov

Nicola?

"I have no real opinion on Lineker either way. Agree with some things he says, disagree with others. However the vast majority of people that dislike him and every single one of the people that tweet abuse to him, I dislike. So for knowing I won‚Äôt have to see any of them celebrate, I‚Äôm glad it‚Ä...

"As we await the annual review Will Moyes get the sack, Nolan too? Despite the intrigue Of the conference league The rest of the seasons been poo In Bournemouth the beaches are great Until is washes up your dead mate"

"That reminds me of an old one. Man goes to doctor and says ""òdoc my bum is really sore and I don't know why' Doc: where abouts? Man: right by there by the entrance Doc: well if you're calling it an entrance that'll be why it's sore."

"Done a bit of work this morning with my European offices but will have a lazy day watching the west Ham football and NFL games. Will be having Turkey I think, but don’t go big for it like some others do."

Can't you find a funnier website to cut and paste your jokes from. Seriously unfunny.

What a game that was

Northern California Nurse

I'm in

Knock knock

I saw a bald eagle just yesterday. A couple nest nearby

Can’t remember the last time I went to cinema

A lot of triggered people on here

Will and Grace

Birdsong

9

Would be nice for an update

Seems like some people are just looking for reasons to be offended.

I'll take that as a yes