Sam Rockwell or Leonardo Di Caprio

Too many Cooks spoil the broth

Full backs don’t stop crosses. Watch a match - see how many crosses make it into our box and how many of our crosses get blocked. It’s absurd.

Potter to set things up and change the style of play and get us shaping up more like a professional football club. Then after 3/4 years go for De Zerbi when he inevitably gets sacked by Chelsea.

Put him on gardening leave - and let Kevin Keen run things to the end of the season. No upside to him winding things up this season as he has no incentive to play younger players or players he doesn't like.

"Poor fitness, poor bench, poor squad and poor substitutions. Got what we deserved in the end, not much! Three fun years, could be a loooong old wait for the next one with City, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, United, Newcastle, Villa and Chelsea about. Fighting for 9th and 10th for the next decade."

That’s the end of Moyes. Indefensible. Sell Paqueta and spend the Summer budget on Alonso and Wirtz.

Front 4 and Alvarez are top 6. Everyone else is bottom half. HUGE rebuild needed. At least 6-7 new players in the Summer.

Most bizarre thing is Man City will still get £15m plus for him at the end of the season as some moron will think they can revive him as a player. May even be £20m if Leeds come up. Probably worth £500k tops.

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"Doesn’t work for subjective decisions. The ‘high bar’ for overturning is too arbitrary. If a penalty is given, if there’s ANY contact it won’t be reversed. People will never understand or like that sort of fluffiness. Leave it in for Offsides or any factual calls. Simple."

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Phillips can’t possibly be better than Orford.

Rew > Jurel Brook > Kohli Smith > Rahul Coles > Jadeja

"Some of the recent loans are so dumb that if someone hasn’t been fired for it then whoever should be firing someone for it should be fired themselves! Hegyi goes to a League 1 club with an established and high performing number 1. Wastes half a season. Kodua goes to a struggling League 1 team who...

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Difference was no Leach and no Brook. Far bigger loss than Kohli and KL Rahul. Literally the 2nd best batsman of all time and England’s 3rd best post war spinner.

"No Leach, No Brook, no Wood and no Ahmed. England 2’s"

Probably in at 8 in the all time world XI. B.Richards Sutcliffe Bradman Kallis Root Sobers Gilchrist Proctor Warne Ambrose Anderson

Would expect England to chase this. 110 overs minimum.

Aguerd will be back for the next match too now. Having him and Kudus back earlier than planned is a bonus.

Would take him here tbh.

Gem of an innings. But for Foakes’ drop of KLR - England would have won this Test.

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