threesixty 5:10 Fri Aug 30 Ballers? BALLERS??????? Oh dear!

Who bothers to iron in this day and age. These shirts just need hanging up straight from the washing machine (or tin bath)

"My first game since giving up the season ticket. Quite enjoyed it, but we have been too susceptible to rapid counter attacks when one of the other team boots the ball upfield and their forward has a free run on goal. Happened several times in the Villa and Palace games, and last night too. It's a b...

"Now I'm not one to shout 'fix' When I see we've drawn Liverpool pricks Cunts at the FA, Think this is the way, To safeguard to so called top six** ** Top 5 and sp*rs There once was an actor called Mickey, Did a scene where he exposed his dicky"

"Whilst walking o'er both hill and dale He thought ""I'll become a female!"" ""I'd apply some lipstick, And cut off my old dick,"" Then thought ""Nah, my plans I'll downscale."" Notting Hill Carnival it's said. Was lucky that no-one is dead."

"There was an old man from Tibet Who had an unusual pet, No wings and no legs, It just sits up and begs Bought from an unscrupulous vet. There was a teacher from Hanoi, Was caught penetrating a boy"

"""""""Pipe down you right wing thugs, it was largely peaceful."""" https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/26/mother-stabbed-notting-hill-carnival-with-her-child/ The Metropolitan Police has said it is “tired of seeing crime scenes” at the Notting Hill Carnival after five people were stabbed a...

"I've been to the Trindad Carnival and the Nottinghill Carnival in the same year, back in the 70s. I've also been to carnival rehearsal in a favela in Rio. I can definitely , in more recent years, state that the Notting Hill Carnival did not compare. in fact it was shit. The reason being is it's not...

"A pub band now plan to reform I hope this will not be the norm. Old blokes doing rock What a load of old cock, It aint exactly an artform. J.Lo has now got his first win, What direction will we be goin',"

"There once was an expat named Ken Who wanted a shag now and then. Not for him the joys, Of local lady boys, He preferred biologocal men. A man from Dien Bien Phu, Worried when his willy turned blue"

This is a spurs thing isn't it what with David Pleat.....

My local team is sp*rs. I don't think they are in it.

"The unions are all lining up, To drink from the Labour cash cup. Ask what you would like, And threaten to strike, Then the treasury will be bankrupt. Let's hope for coming season, The fourbees crash without reason,"

"So, monkeys should not now be ""had"" To dodge the new medical fad. Your sex drive to sate If you fuck a primate, The outcome will always be bad. ASLEF has made Haigh look a fool, Are these nimcompoops fit to rule"

"chevy chase 4:08 Sat Aug 17 Tell your dad to watch The Birdcage, an abysmal remake of a good french film, La Cage aux Folles"

"Fauxstralian 12:31 Fri Aug 16 True, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy was in my view the best TV programme ever. I don't know why they had to remake it at all. You can't improve on perfectiom"

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

Anybody remember the sad blokes with shopping bags looking into the TV shop opposite Upton Park station watching the football results just after the match had finished?

Not so sure about Mifune but Akira Kurosawa is the absolute dog's bollocks.

Far Cough - What about Toshiro Mifune?

Greatest acting performances? From the following: Terry Thomas in the eponymous role of Carlton Browne of the F.O. Alec Guiness as Professor Marcus in the Ladykillers. Peter Butterworth as Brother Belcher in Carry On up the Khyber. Herbert Lom as chief inspector Dreyfus in A Shot in the DarkThe Pink...

Can't stand her accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh5iekXMsss