FC. But he never played any American gangsters.....

Oh dear 3:28 Thu Aug 15 Richard Wattis? He wouldn't be considered as he didn't play American gangsters. You must be as old as me.

Oh dear 3:28 Thu Aug 15 Richard Wattis? He wouldn't be considered as he didn't play American gangsters. You must be as old as me.

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding through the glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, With his band of men, Feared by the bad, loved by the good, Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Robin Hood! He called the greatest archers To a tavern on the green, They vowed to help the people of the king, They handled all the trouble O...

"Was shocked when my dear old granny. Told me she's a bloke, a tranny, T'was a much bigger shock, When she lifted her frock, And showed not a cock, but a fanny. There was a young girl from Brum Whose dress was covered with cum"

"I thought when he came on that it was a shit way for a young player to make his debut, just in time for the team to be booed off. Terrible accident, hope the lad will be OK."

"Leavemyarcelona 2:26 Mon Apr 15 ,"""" racist....what is the definition of racism nowadays"""" Anybody who disagrees with the Corbynesque fascists."

"If you ever get stuck on an atoll You'll need a damn good blow-up doll. The quality's oft shit Take a good puncture kit, The hammering quite takes it's toll. Ange the bloke the spuds chose, This Emporer's wearing no clothes."

"Michael Flanders once said ""We (the English) don't need a special day to show how great we are, everybody knows that."""

"He got himself in a stew He’d farted and then followed through He proceeded to cuss, His failing anus, His pants filled with foul smelling poo. There was young man from Luxor, Saved for weeks to pay for a whore."

Mo's goal reminded me of this: https://www.facebook.com/WestHam/videos/otd-ravel-morrison-scores-unbelievable-solo-goal-vs-spurs/333244618576979/

"""cunts in the crowd starting on our own fans"" Ha ha ha"

"Those chavs who ran onto the pitch deserved everything they got when they got slapped. I remember some cսnt on here moaning about hitting our ""own."""

Just seen an ad boasting of them being proud partners of Liverpool. CUNTS

"An thick Irishman called Pat Most people thought him a prat, With his low IQ, Smelling of do do, He did not wipe his arse when he shat. A pleasing feeling when I pee, Farting simultaneously"

That fucking Freiburg Manager looks like the sort of bloke who'd be comfortable dropping crystal through the hole in the roof.

"Despite this site having new hosting, There's very few people now posting. Moyes out, Politics All these stalker pricks, And these cunts who are always boasting. Next up there are a bunch of bubbles, At their place they exposed our troubles"

"Being from London and a Yew-nigh-'id supporter is always unacceptable, and those that are, are always cunts. In my view they have no opinion about football and should be ignored. Same goes for so called Liverpool fans."

She has a nice set of Melonis

"They'e really some strange looking freaks Like the ""experts"" on TV antiques, It's all diversity On TV you must see, The disabled, poofs, lezzies and Sikhs. A confused transgender called Fox, Asked to be chopped at the Doc's"

We're in the unenviable position Losing players through lack of ambition Our plans could be in shreds Lest we're bought by ragheads Keeping them should be our mission. A supporter of Manchester City Had a sore on the tip of her titty

It was said on the news that one of the dogs in the attack was killed during the restraint. Somebody must have been very brave.

I was contemplating what are the worst and have arrived at the following: 1. Anything with an audience of morons screaming whooping and clapping in the middle of songs. eg X factor, the Voice. 2. Any "Comedy" where the cast are dancing during the credit sequence eg. Friends and any number of US teen...

"There was a young man from Vancouver Did unspeakable things with his Hoover He forgot to use lube, His balls stuck in the tube, Extraction was a tricky manoeuvre. A young man from quite near Kentish Town Joined the circus, to work as a clown"

Best: FA Cup final 1980 Worst: All Together Now A programme with a wall of 100 degenerate looking types, and a bad solo singer. If any of the scumbags on the wall liked the singer they would join in. This programme convinced me that society had finally reached it's point of no return as far as decad...