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Mr Wobbly A.K.A  David Kelly

Rat up a drainpipe

Never suffered with the Rainbow Trout, but my mate does in his foot and says its excruciating and at its worse, he can't even have a bedsheet touch it

Must be hitting the wrong button or the wrong setting. Google is your friend

15 Years in the business and his greatest hit was the pavement

His form has dipped yes, but he needs an outlet up front. Antonio is like a dog chasing a balloon, Dogshit Danny isnt up to it and Fulkrug is injured. Im more concerned with our defence than Brazil's No.10

15 Years FMOB, i feel fucking old now, you still shagging the Duchess of Hackney?

Mr One Egg Omelette RIP

Still on the Energy Bars ?

The Polish, no surprise i guess https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/the-european-country-with-the-most-tight-fisted-tourists-and-the-countries-they-love/ar-AA1pJZ16?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=d5159b4cd8cc4f31a00560a8f0253a98&ei=27New data has revealed which European country has the most tight-fisted ...

Hope Aguerd can be fucked off out of it

"Lets just see what happens today, if we do indeed shift a few faces, there is a chance we may get a pleasant surprise in the forward department now Moyes has fucked off."

"Lets just see what happens today, if we do indeed shift a few faces, there is a chance we may get a pleasant surprise in the forward department now Moyes has fucked off."

"Didn't mind the only stuff, but when bands reform after a split it isn't usually for the better, let alone 15 years"

Can someone also fix the clock while they are at it.. Many Thanks

"Yes, far more amusing than anything you have ever posted on the Jokes Thread"

"Fair play to the Copper, fella fully deserved a good slap"

"Worked for 2 French Banks and have been to Paris many times, a lot of Paris is dirty, its a graffiti playground a right fucking armpit"

"Calm the Fuck down Boots, the Player hasn't agreed to anything yet"

2 Down BRINK BACK MOYES

Umbro's gear is fucking awful

DONT FORGET THE CLOCK NB *Logs off*

DONT FORGET THE CLOCK NB *Logs off*

It has showed that there have been issues in a lot of his performances