"I thought Guido was excellent when he came on last night, once he's fully used to football in this country he'll be some player. For me, our best font 6 by a mile is below, I don't think Bowen is actually playing that well overall on the flank, and for me his goal threat is badly needed up top. And...

"From going from thinking Kilman was way overpriced and could be our weak link, he's our best player by an absolute mile and we'd have 0 points and be out of the cup already without him. He's been peerless in all 3 games. I don't think I've been more surprised by a player we've signed. Fuck knows wh...

"cholo 11:22 Thu Aug 29 You have to consider the squad their manager was working with first up compared to ours, and they were at least trying to play a certain way. Also, our manager has apparently been watching us for the last year with the belief he'd become our manager, so I'd have expected to s...

"It's hard to describe how bad Soucek was last night, and I'm properly questioning this manager already over it. It is fucking madness that he is starting. As for Fullkrug, see Haller & Scamacca. Once again, we have a player who played for Dortmund in the CL Final and has 1 in 2 for Germany, yet loo...

Surely you bellends haven't taken that at face value?

"Pipe down you right wing thugs, it was largely peaceful."

"An devil may care optimist who's life's work is to wind up posters on an internet forum, usually in the form of made up weird sex-obsessed gutter banter. What a thrilling existence you live, in comparison to the miserable lives full of frustration and hate."

"""I expect this shit from KUMB not here."" You've been posting here for 5 minutes, you crank, and it's exactly what you should expect from this website. KUMB, from the odd occasion I've looked, is full of bellends who want to agree on absolutely everything, like a few cunts on here seem to want. An...

"If he stays fit, and sees out his contract, he'll be out best right back in over 30 years. Comfortably."

"If it was one person who there was a bit of chemistry with, fair enough. It's not good but not crime of the century. When it's multiple birds, as it allegedly is, and you've got a wife and kids, that's a proper wrongun."

"Who said that then? I think everyone would universally agree he seems like a lovely bloke. That has got fuck all to do with his footballing ability, which is the only thing I'm bothered about when he plays for West Ham. Not that that will bother you, you probably can't remember the last time you wa...

"Like most, had doubts about what this fella was going to offer, especially at the dough we paid. However, if he keeps us the same form we've seen in the first 2 games, it will have been an absolute steal. I don't remember too many better games from a centre back for us, in terms of on the ball. Inc...

"Having football based opinions on players is now bullying. Blimey. Give it a rest you fucking minge, I know you are living your best life now people are being locked up for words, but if we all have to agree on every West Ham player being great without any nuance whatsoever, you might as well turn ...

"He was absolute pony yesterday, but they are the standards West Ham fans have come to expect over the last few years."

"I don't actually think Soucek would be as easy to sell as some think. We're in an age of (arguably too much) statistical data, I can't think there will be too many clubs desperate for a nearly 30 year old central midfielder who averages about 10-20 passes per game, is slow, doesn't move into space ...

"An hours worth of them two attempting to explain how they still don't understand what the West Ham way is, whilst indirectly (but actually directly) slagging off the club's fans. I'd rather spend an hour rubbing my testicles with 40 grit sandpaper. Thanks all the same for posting."

"Trunds, much as I wouldn't have him anywhere near starting, I wasn't as pissed off as I was about Antonio starting. However, the most worrying thing of all was giving him the armband once he dragged Bowen. I'm going with the theory that it was the players that decided it on the pitch, probably out ...

"Lee Trundle 5:16 Tue Aug 20 You've completely made that up I reckon, I can only remember that slightly strange Massive Attack character saying stuff like that. When he come out with ""Big Lopetegui fan here"" and went on to talk about his work with Spain U19's, I knew he was one to swerve. There we...

"twoleftfeet 1:57 Mon Aug 19 I'm aware any midfield combo we play does not have the legs, that's why I said it doesn't have the legs ffs. However, you can't call me out on that, then name a combo that's even slower, you plank. In saying that, I'm not against your starting line up, it's just that aft...

"Not panicking, will give the manager time, all of that, but for fuck sake, all the dough spent and time the manager has had with the squad, and we still have Michail Antonio starting up front. I genuinely cannot get my head around it. It's verging on the unforgivable, and the goodwill I've been des...

"I was hoping beyond hope to see a massive change today. I'm shell shocked to be honest, starting Coufal, Soucek & Antonio? Oh dear. Could've been 6-0 without the lucky penalty. Of course time is needed, but if Soucek & Antonio start the next game, what was the fucking point if any of it? Utter fuck...

"Ron Eff 12:14 Fri Aug 16 The most ridiculous signing since Faubert went to Real Madrid. Can only think they're doing it to try to sell him for a few million next summer, once he's got the 'Man City' stamp of approval."

"Green shoots of positivity there, Jaan son. Welcome aboard."

"Green shoots of positivity there, Jaan son. Welcome aboard."

"As said previously, we're doing things properly, as much as it will devastate some, Sullivan has got in a proper operator in Tim, who contrary to popular belief is the one doing the business. The manager will be given the tools, it's down to him after that. If you're not happy with the business we'...