Im waiting for johnSONS opinion on the matter

"I dont see how anyone can come to any other conclusion other than the parents did it. its so obvious its untrue. no evidence of a break in, proof of death in apartment etc"

Dress code thread

"Actress: I want to be in your film. What's it called? HW: You have to give me a blowjob first *Actress gets busy Actress: So am i in?! HW: You are indeed. Oh by the way, we've changed the film name from ""you have to give me a blowjob first"" to Pulp Fiction. Hope you don't mind? Cheers for the blo...

"Bloke came up to me and said ""whats your availability to run a football team in sheffield next week?""ù I replied ""I cant manage wednesday""ù"

Could have been the best player in the world. Just doesnt seem to want to be a footballer

Think we all need to start talking about dried grapes more Anyone else up for raisin awareness?

"Bloke with a stutter goes up to the bar ""Ccccan IIIII hhave a ppint of lllllllager please""ù The barman goes ""Oooooooof ccccccourse sssssir""ù Man: ""are are are yyyyou ttttaking the piss?""ù Barman: ""ccccourse nnnnnot""ù The man walks away and sits down The next person in line then gets served,...

"A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitt...

"bought a really expensive belt the other day, but it doesnt fucking fit! what a huge waist"

"ted fenton 3:40 Thu Oct 7 Re: THE joke threads (part 5) Ive read this joke about 20 times, and still dont get it. Can someone explain if poss apologies..."

Ive decided that next week im going to dress as a different piece of bread each day Roll on monday!

Block 11:57 Tue Feb 23 Re: Bitcoin You just copy someone elses name....

Played football yesterday on a shit surface! Was all rubble and compacted bricks Still...we won 5-4 on aggregate...

"Apparently Schofield was about to be outed as a west ham fan, so thought it would be less embarrassing to just say he was gay...."

"It's an awful, awful, affliction. Akin to wearing a clown mask 24/7. Like someone said below, one minute you're on top of the world, the next you could easily chuck yourself under a bus. You can end up loving life but hating yourself and questioning whether or not everyone would be better off witho...

the coming of gary 5:10 Tue Dec 5 you missed the rest of the joke off...they follow 6 people called herb and the 5 spice girls. 11 herbs and spices...

cant you 2 take this bollox onto whomail?

Wouldnt the w be further down on her belly rather than her chest?

a topical joke from back in the day... knock knock whose there OJ OJ who? well you can go on the jury then!

LondonE3 12:38 Sun Apr 16 Re: THE joke threads (part 5) Seeing as im not a bailiff i wouldnt know sweetie

Read that over and over and still dont get it...

"The first rule of thesaurus club: You don't talk, articulate, chat, discuss, mention or vocalise about thesaurus club."

This is the JOKE thread people. Just thought i'd post a reminder

what kind of drugs do ducks like? quack cocaine